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The Carol of a Field Mouse
Dicci
On the first day of Christmas, I got called in to see... a 1st degree burglary.
On the second day of Christmas, I got called in to see... two home invasions and a 1st degree burglary.
On the third day of Christmas, I got called in to see... three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree buglary.
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the fifth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the sixth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the seventh day of Christmas, I got called in to see... seven forged cheques, six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the eighth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... eight domestic disputes, seven forged cheques, six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the ninth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... nine 1st degree trespasses, eight domestic disputes, seven forged cheques, six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIS, two home invasions, and a 1st degree buglary.
On the tenth day of Christmas, I got called in to see... ten fraudulent use of credit cards, nine 1st degree trespasses, eight domestic disputes, seven forged cheques, six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, I got called in to see... eleven sexual assaults, ten fraudulent use of credit cards, nine 1st degree trespasses, eight domestic disputes, seven forged cheques, six vehicular manslaughters, five B&Es, four voluntary manslaughters, three DUIs, two home invasions, and a 1st degree burglary.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Catherine said to me, "Greg, why don't you take a break. You're driving the whole lab crazy with that song."
Have yourself a good time in what's left of '06.
Dicci