-Appears- I, The Hooded Menace, have written a crack Harry Potter drabble fic! Warning: Includes gushing descriptions of Draco, an unknown time frame, and perviness. As the Box Ghost would say, BEWARE!
Disclaimer – I do not own Harry Potter. However, I own magic, and am currently suing J K Rowling for the unauthorized use of it in her books.
The Adventures Of Draco Malfoy, The Incredibly Cunning, Handsome, And All-Around Amazing Prince Of Slytherin (Sorta)
It was another dull day in Transfiguration, and Draco Malfoy, Prince of Slytherin, was planning another brilliant prank.
"The Mudblood's really going to get it now," he thought, cackling at his own ingenuity. His cunning and completely original plan? Charm Granger's teeth to enormous proportions.
"Bet she'll run crying to Mummy," snickered the sneaky lad. With a subtle wave of a wand and a whispered 'engorgio', the spell headed to the girl's big mouth.
However, our hero did not count on his target standing up. Fascinated, he watched her rapidly swelling bosom. Just when it looked like buttons were going to pop, Pothead stepped in to spoil the fun by hastily covering her with his robes.
"'Course Potty would help his Mudblood girlfriend," young Draco sulked as the aforementioned two escaped to change her back to normal, a bloody stupid thing to do, if you asked him.
"Oh well, he murmured. It's not like her wouldn't get to see Granger soon, and perhaps she'd have another 'growth spurt.' Or maybe the Weasel's sister…
Finis
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