A/N: Hey, I only rated this PG-13 because it only has one swear word in it and the song implies mature principles. So now you can't say I didn't warn you, because I did, no ha! Oh, and sadly, I don't own DBZ.
Miss Bulma Parody of "Miss Susie had a Steamboat"
Miss Bulma had a Saiyan,
That Saiyan had a tail *wink, wink*,
The Saiyan went to tourney,
Miss Bulma went to Hell--
"O, Mister Yamcha,
I think you're not so fine,
And if you disconnect me
I'll sue off your-" behind
The bedroom dresser,
There lays a lacy mass-
Vegeta was feeling horny,
So he ripped them off her-- ask
Me no more questions,
Please tell me no more lies,
Yamcha's at a brothel
Pulling down his-- flies
Live in the kitchen,
While Trunks plays at the park,
Miss 18 and her husband
Are 'swinging' in the D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark
Is like something evil,
Evil makes good show,
A show can be about many things,
And that is all-- I know I know
Mister Yamcha,
I know I know Tien,
I know that Lady Marron
Has a double-D sized-- Bra
Gave me a nickel,
Goten gave me a dime,
Trunks became my boyfriend
And kissed me all the--times
Changed when Bra took her nickel,
Goten took back his dime,
Trunks became a Vegetan ass
And committed ruthless crimes:
He raped me in the bathtub,
He fucked me on the floor;
He finally said he loved me,
And led me out church doors.
We honeymooned in London,
We spent some time in France-
The hardest thing for Trunks to do
Was keeping on his pants!