A/N: I don't own naruto or any of the charaters. Well i do wish i did...

Chapter 1:
Sasuke's POV

"Dude!"

"Dude!"

"What the hell!"

"What the hell!"

"Naruto, stop copying me!"

"Okay, fine. What do you want?"

"Well I do want a new car, but more importantly, I want to know why you're dating Sakura!"

"Well she's hot Sasuke! What, do you still have that huge crush on her? It's a bit too late to tell her that now!"

"One, I liked her in like grade four, and we're in grade eleven now. And two, I thought you liked Hinata?"

"Well HInta is equally hot, you know with her long, dark blue hair, her beautiful eyes, and the way she-"

"Your point being?"

"Well my point is that she's just too shy for me and I've been chasing her for too long! Plus why should I wait for one girl when there are like five others that want me?"

"True. But still, why Sakura?"

"Well she likes me, and like I told you, she's hot! Anyways we aren't going to be dating for long. I'm going to break up with her in like two weeks or so."

"That's probably going to be the longest relationship you'll ever have."

"Whatever dude. I gotta go now. See you later."

"'Kay bye."

A/N: this is my first ever fanfic i hope you guys liked the the first chapter! I'll upload the second chapter on friday! PLease R&R :D