Truth or dare
A game of truth or dare with Oliver, Myrnin, Amelie, and ME!
Myrnin: Truth or dare Oliver?
Oliver: Dare.
Myrnin: I dare you to go around Morganville in a red dress with matching high heels and make up.
Oliver: No way in hell I am doing that!
Myrnin: if you don't I'll tell everybody that a bad ass vampire can't do a little dare.
Oliver: you are dead to me Myrnin.
Myrnin: um Oliver I am dead if you haven't notice.
Oliver goes around Morganville in a red dress with matching high heels and make up, trying to ignore the taunts and keep his remaining dignity. Oliver comes back really mad.
Oliver: I hate you Myrnin!
Myrnin: aw you might say that but I know you love me okay Oliver your up remember you can't ask me a truth or dare question ask Amelie and this boy who I never meet and yet he is a part of our truth or dare game.
Oliver: truth or dare to the boy who came up to our game of truth or dare?
Me: I am Leshun guys if you want to know and I choose truth.
Oliver: Hmm are you a local to the Morganville area?
Me: no way I wouldn't live here even if you guys pay me to.
Oliver: Interesting well it's your turn.
Me: Truth or dare Amelie?
Amelie: truth.
Me: How old are you in vampire years I am a bit curious?
Amelie: No comment on that a gentleman doesn't say how old a lady is.
Me: it's been fun but I have to go now I assume dinner would be ready see ya guys and gal.
Goes through the portal thingy.
Oliver, Myrnin and Amelie: How did he know about the portal!
Pops my head out of the portal. "I read your world famous book Morganville Vampires it's a really a good read I know everything about Morganville portal to vampires. Your security is good but not good enough for a world known author to write all about your amazing little world here."
Chucks Morganville Vampires book 1 to the vampires. HAPPY READING! Goes home and have my dinner. Bacon and eggs yummy.