Hi all. Even though the subject material is retro (10+ years!), it's my first fic. I think about FFX all the time, and I write, but the marriage of the two things is something I've tried to avoid. No more! I wanna write and publish a damn fanfic! So, enjoy. This will neither be long nor epic, but it will have more chapters if you're interested. So let me know! R&R!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters and I wouldn't want to! Please don't file a lawsuit, I can happily remove this before you deem that necessary! Gotta give some credit to Square Enix (well, Squaresoft, actually), which owns quite a bit of excellent cleavage.

Macalania Forest, Pilgrimage Day 35

I glanced around the camp again before confirming what I already knew to be true: Yuna and Tidus were missing from our cozy little group in Macalania. They had wandered off together, and I knew what they were up to; I have been 17 once. So, half-curiously and half-reluctantly, I went looking for them.

There they were, lazily kissing one another on the shore of a lovely pond, both soaking wet. The water reflected the natural moonlight and treelight of the forest wonderfully. All in all, it was a gorgeous and romantic night, and I couldn't blame them for taking advantage of this peaceful moment. Should I be surprised? After all, I had lost my virginity in the temple of Besaid.

But to see Yuna's lips intertwined with Tidus'…well, I won't deny that I was turned on at first. I saw Tidus' hand slide up her dress, and I barely stifled a gasp as her top fell down around her waist and her perky breasts were exposed. Tidus' dark-skinned hand looked like chocolate dripping on cream against Yuna's pale breasts, and I was immediately jealous. As few know, but many speculate, I am a sexual creature; it had been far too long for me, and I had been pondering the idea of Tidus for just as long as Yuna, perhaps. The problem is, I couldn't bring myself to take any important experience away from her. The experience of young love…especially before…

Anyway, the scene was beautiful, in and of itself. They fell to the ground, smiling and shyly playing with each other. From my vantage point behind an old tree, I realized, suddenly, that what they were engaged in was actually post-play. These two had probably had sex moments before—in the pond?—and were starting round two at a much slower pace.

Yuna, I pondered. No longer a virgin…

Would that change her resolve? Would she so easily be able to re-focus on her task as a summoner now that her role as a woman…and a lover…was validated? Previously, she considered herself the savior of Spira. Would being Tidus' girl be an equally strong desire?

Likely not, I thought to myself. He's just a boy. But oh, he is so handsome.

Ever since our conversation in Guadosalam…

"Is something happening between you and Yuna? Don't let it," I had warned him.

"You're more my type, Lulu," he had openly said. I was taken aback, but I haven't forgotten that comment.

In fact, those words replayed over and over in my mind as I watched his hands wrap around her waist and his fingers caress her skin. He cradled her neck; he kissed her deeply. She made no noise when her back arched. I couldn't see it, but I knew where his fingers were. "You're more my type, Lulu…"

What did that mean? Seeing them now, having a more or less innocent session, I wasn't so sure that I was his type. How long I had dreamed of spanking Tidus, pinching his thighs, slapping one of my belts across his chest and then dripping candle wax along the marks. Would he scream? Will he scream when I do it someday? I'll find out, because now I know I will absolutely have a chance. Now that I have seen him "make love" to Yuna, I am looking forward to showing him what it's like to "have sex" with me.