Alright, this is my first time actually replying to a challenge, so it's pretty odd, but yeah. This is my reply to METMA_Mandy's challenge for 4-7:

*It must have a plot, be in TXT format, and funny.

*There must be a softball

*Someone needs to whistle "Dixie"

*A pink car needs to be in it

*someone's watch needs to brake.

*There have to be two or more rhyming lines.

*someone needs to jump on one foot the entire time

*and lastly, someone needs to say "Ani rotzah lechem" which means "I want
bread!" (for a female) in hebrew.

So yeah...



Hermione's Insane


Once was a witch driving a pink car,

but one day it did not go far,

She stopped by a boy who would jump on one foot,

So she asked "Please, just stay put!"

On he jumped and whistled a song,

It was called 'Dixie' and was very long,

In his arms was a bee hive,

While attempting the hand Jive,

The young witch asked "What is your name?"

and this boy refused to be tame.

So the witch got out for a look,

Realizing she lost her book,

Then flew in a softball,

and she had a great fall,

Down flew her watch of diamonds not fake,

and to her dismay her watch did break.

The boy looked to her jumping around,

and noticed he wasn't making a sound,

He thought that he needed gualafem,

The witch then yelled out, "Ani rotzah lechem!"

Finally The boy now spoke,

And now the witch seemed woke,

It was all just a dream,

Or so it does seem,

Hermione was the witch

and this is a glitch

she's no need to drive,

But does Ron carry a hive?

And jump on one foot?

or does he stay put?

Knowing him she couldn't be sure,

but her strage dreams really needed a cure.