the following fanficition is made out of pure boredness.
i do not own death note or any of the internet referencess mentioned in this badly written fanfic.
i do not have my glasses so i can see jack shit, i don't own maxian rice as well.
please enfoy this bad fanfiction becarse it is the worst i can make up.
well, on with the crappyness!
Happy's face turned from sad the worst.
god. was Dead.
killed by a mer mortal.
she tryed to rage but it was midnight so she raged quietly so no one would wake up from the sound of her RAGE
Tears rolled down her cheek, as the watched the report.
they where starting to form puddles on the floor, her cat had alreddy ju,ped on the bed in fear of drowning as the sulty goodness of her tears climed on the bed and did some stuff that would make even the best of cat rapers jelly
Happy cmiled to her knees, and cryed sadly as the report went on...
it had been awhile since the report of Gods death had been on the t.v. and Happy was drowning in her own tears...
"damn...it..." she said hugging her EVERY nice cat i might add.
the doorbell drang,happy got up slowly and made her way to the door with her gender confused putty kat and opened the door to see a book.
"Da fuck...?" she said picking up the book to see it better.
Life Note
she closed the door and turned on the light.
she then landed on her bed.
the book was white with black lettering, with nothing on the back of it too.
she opened up the book and read the words slowly and carmly
RLUES
1. when a persons name is written in this book, they will come back to life
2. if you want to Fuck around with the person then just write the way or what they will come back to life(as)
3. if you haven't seen they're face they it will not work, you have to know what they look like or EVERYONE with the same name will come back to life and they will be zombies. you don't want that, do you?
Happy read it again, it was like a 2 year old had written it. "this doesn't make any sense!" and she threw it on the ground like a boss and rapped to her cat.
she then looked at the book, what if it was for reals...?
Happy smiled to herself and then went full creepy (DAMMN cat must have been Scareeedddd~)
Happy picked up the Life Note, and made her way to the desk in her room.
after that she turned on the t.v and waited to see if anyone died today
"bla bla bl-and there haz been a robbery at teh local bank today,a young couple named june and peter muffinstoaster had been killed while the robbery had been taking place, it is stil going on and we have footage of the crime becarse it is taking place now and there are some film of the two dead people-bla bla BLAH"
'what dumb luck! dead people!' Happy thought righting in the name peter muffintoaster.
Happy looked back at the t.v and nothing happened, 'oh well, i gess it's a joke...' she thought looking down kind of sad...
"w-wait! it looks like one of the bags are moving!"
"say what." Happy looked back at the dumbfounded as the bag moved and peter wriggled out screaming and shouting.
Happy looked at the book and started to use the seconed rule
June Muffintoaster
comes back to life and becomes 20 percent more cool and becarse of it leaves peter for a rag doll named lucy
Happy waited for a while, it wasn't happening, but then.
a lady came out of the bag, she had rainbows in her hair for some reson...
then she watched as June Left Peter and Ran away with Lucy .
Happy was just amassed that Lucy was real...
Yep... it's a piece of shit... yet... SO BEATAFUL...
naa i'm kidding... it's a piece of Shit!
remember to tell everyone that this is a piece of shit!
don't add to favourts of even follow!
it's a piece of SHIT~