I got bored, so sue me!!!!

As the plane neared the ground, Link stood shocked at the figure flying it. It was Solid Snake.

"'Bout time you got here," Link huffed.

"Well, colonel," Snake said back, "maybe if they had just TOLD me I'd be helping the hero of time, I would've accepted."

"What do you mean?" Link asked.

"Hell, I turned it down."

"What?! How could you do a thing like that? You destroyed Metal Gear three times and... what the Hell?! So you're not going to help me?!"

"Ok, calm down," Snake barked. It was probably the only thing he could do. "I'm going to help you, but it won't be pretty... Guess who's been helping Ganondorf, Link."

"Holy Shit! You don't mean..."

"Big Boss is back and better than ever, thanks to your maniac! And it's my job to bring him back- and in many pieces, mind you."

"No way! He's mine!" Link argued. He wanted a piece of the Boss himself! "You're not on the case remember? you didn't accept!"

"I didn't say what I didn't accept," Snake wised. "They gave me a sandwich before I went in..."

"You lying cur!" Link screamed and lunged at Snake. Almost on instinct, Shake pulled out his Socom and blasted Link in the head. He fell down and muttered, "Damn!"

"Now get up, and help me get into Ganondorf's castle! After all, you're the one with the connections with the sages..."

"Oh fine, but fuck you." He hated having to share his glory with this... human! It made him want to puke!

As the two reached Ganondorf's Castle, Link asked the sages to build a bridge. Someone asked, "Who's that with you?"

Link replied, "Oh, someone with a vengence, he'll kill me if I don't let him go in."

"Oh, all right..." The rainbow bridge shined to the heavens, but now wasn't the time to admire it. The two stepped into the castle...

Ganondorf started to laugh at the punity of Link's enterance. "And just who is this loser?" he commented.

"That," Big Boss replied, "is my mortal enemy. Allow me to deal with him and him alone."

"Fool! If you can't take them both on, then screw you!"

"Alright, alright! I'll take them both on..." With that, Boss worked his way down the staircase...

Inside, Link and Snake began to gloat. "fifty yards and not a monster in sight!" link called out.

"Yeah, you'd think there'd be better security around here..."

Suddenly, the door to the center spiral stairs broke down! Big Boss was ready to fight! Link pulled the Master Sword and lunged at Boss, but was repeled by gunfire. He fell to the ground and moaned slightly. "Damn!"

Snake pulled out the BFG and charged it up, but it just jammed. "Stupid thing!" he cursed, and threw the useless thing to the ground. It fired right into Link!

"You damn fool! Now look at what you've done!" Link felt all of his anger rush through his body, and jumped to life. He took a swing at Snake. "That'll teach you to favor Playstation!"

"Damn it, what could I have done?! It was Konami's desicion to let Sony market the damn game! Oh, screw this, Link, you're on your own!" with that, Snake pulled out his Socom and blasted his own skull.

"Nooooo!" Boss cried as he was sucked back into his own realm.

"That was weird..." Link muttered to himself.

"Now listen here, you!" he heard a familiar voice yell. Navi heard the whole thing! "You said Damn at least a hundred times today! Now apologize for it!"

"Uhh, sorry, Navi," Link admitted. "I guess it was all that excitement about Solid Snake try to do my job..."

"Don't you blame it on him!!! You know Ganondorf's magic is working on you every minute, so hush up! We don't need you all angry about something you cna't control!"

"Well, what about you?" Link demanded. "You got all upset about me and my swearing a minute ago!"

"Uhh, sorry, Link," Navi apologized. "Now, can we go find Ganondorf now?"

"He's mine, all mine!" Linbk screamed as he ran up the stairs.