Not Another One!
Writer Note: This is my first LOTR fic I'm posting in this section. I'm mainly a "Newsies" writer, but wanted to take my stab at LOTR. This fic is a Mary Sue parody inspired by all the gazillions of self insertions and girls getting sucked into Middle-earth. It's short, it's humorous, it's stupid.
And, it's also influenced by my a Monkees fic my friends wrote a long time ago. I write all kinds of genre, so, watch for more serious fics from me soon :0) Enjoy!
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Angelica skipped into her room, and kissed her many pictures from the Fellowship of the Rings. It was a daily routine. She was, of course, the BIGGEST Legolas! Oh yeah, she was going to marrying him. She skipped over to her computer, excited that she thought of yet another fanfic where she would insert herself as either an elf or girl who walks into a portal who has exceedingly amazing talents and beauty that would make Legolas fall in love with her at first sight. Writing horrid Mary-Sue fanfics was, yes, another routine of hers.
Angelica had just sat down to start typing when her mail blinged. "Oooo...mail from another LOTR fan! Like cool!" she said, opening her mail. Just then, she was sucked into the computer!!!
The sun shone bright in her eyes as Angelica woke up. "Hey, she's waking up!" she heard beside her. The voice was familiar. She opened her eyes to see two strange little guys standing over her.
She blinked. The two people looked SO familiar! She blinked again then knew...they were HOBBITS! "OH MY JELLO!" she screeched at the top of her lungs.
One hobbit she knew as Merry picked his ear. "I think I'm deaf now."
Angelica jumped up, and started hopping like a teenybopper. "I'm in Middle-earth! I'm in Middle-earth!" she sang over and over again.
"Uh...can you stop? You're starting to irritate us" Pippin said.
"Can I join the fellowship???" Angelica asked, anxiously.
"Yeah, not like we haven't done this before, follow us" Merry replied, but Angelica was too excited to hear what he said.
"Hey, Strider! We found another one!!!" Pippin shouted as they entered the campsite.
Aragorn looked up and groaned at the sight of -another- fangirl. "Well, bring her to the others." And, yet, Angelica was still TOO excited she didn't hear what he said. All that was going through her mind was getting Legolas to fall for her.
She continued to follow the hobbits to a secluded area. There, to her astonishment, were over 10 dozen girls all giddy and overwhelmingly beautiful and all good at something. One girl spotted her and walked up.
"I see we have a new recruit!" she giggled.
"Yeah, found her in the same place as Delina yesterday!" Pippin exclaimed. "We're up to four a week now!"
"Uh...what's going on??? Who are you???" Angelica screamed, her eyes wide.
The silver blonde headed girl smiled, and took Angelica's hands. "I am Josephina, a fangirl just like you. I walked through a portal that lead me to Middle-earth. You are now apart of a special group of fangirls who are apart of the fellowship."
"HOW CAN THAT BE?!" Angelica yelled. "I was suppose to be the only fangirl to join the fellowship and have Legolas fall for me!"
"Don't worry. You'll get use to being here with all of us. We all do." Josephina smiled sickeningly. She drug Angelica off to the waiting group of 'special fangirls'.
Writer Note: This is my first LOTR fic I'm posting in this section. I'm mainly a "Newsies" writer, but wanted to take my stab at LOTR. This fic is a Mary Sue parody inspired by all the gazillions of self insertions and girls getting sucked into Middle-earth. It's short, it's humorous, it's stupid.
And, it's also influenced by my a Monkees fic my friends wrote a long time ago. I write all kinds of genre, so, watch for more serious fics from me soon :0) Enjoy!
***
Angelica skipped into her room, and kissed her many pictures from the Fellowship of the Rings. It was a daily routine. She was, of course, the BIGGEST Legolas! Oh yeah, she was going to marrying him. She skipped over to her computer, excited that she thought of yet another fanfic where she would insert herself as either an elf or girl who walks into a portal who has exceedingly amazing talents and beauty that would make Legolas fall in love with her at first sight. Writing horrid Mary-Sue fanfics was, yes, another routine of hers.
Angelica had just sat down to start typing when her mail blinged. "Oooo...mail from another LOTR fan! Like cool!" she said, opening her mail. Just then, she was sucked into the computer!!!
The sun shone bright in her eyes as Angelica woke up. "Hey, she's waking up!" she heard beside her. The voice was familiar. She opened her eyes to see two strange little guys standing over her.
She blinked. The two people looked SO familiar! She blinked again then knew...they were HOBBITS! "OH MY JELLO!" she screeched at the top of her lungs.
One hobbit she knew as Merry picked his ear. "I think I'm deaf now."
Angelica jumped up, and started hopping like a teenybopper. "I'm in Middle-earth! I'm in Middle-earth!" she sang over and over again.
"Uh...can you stop? You're starting to irritate us" Pippin said.
"Can I join the fellowship???" Angelica asked, anxiously.
"Yeah, not like we haven't done this before, follow us" Merry replied, but Angelica was too excited to hear what he said.
"Hey, Strider! We found another one!!!" Pippin shouted as they entered the campsite.
Aragorn looked up and groaned at the sight of -another- fangirl. "Well, bring her to the others." And, yet, Angelica was still TOO excited she didn't hear what he said. All that was going through her mind was getting Legolas to fall for her.
She continued to follow the hobbits to a secluded area. There, to her astonishment, were over 10 dozen girls all giddy and overwhelmingly beautiful and all good at something. One girl spotted her and walked up.
"I see we have a new recruit!" she giggled.
"Yeah, found her in the same place as Delina yesterday!" Pippin exclaimed. "We're up to four a week now!"
"Uh...what's going on??? Who are you???" Angelica screamed, her eyes wide.
The silver blonde headed girl smiled, and took Angelica's hands. "I am Josephina, a fangirl just like you. I walked through a portal that lead me to Middle-earth. You are now apart of a special group of fangirls who are apart of the fellowship."
"HOW CAN THAT BE?!" Angelica yelled. "I was suppose to be the only fangirl to join the fellowship and have Legolas fall for me!"
"Don't worry. You'll get use to being here with all of us. We all do." Josephina smiled sickeningly. She drug Angelica off to the waiting group of 'special fangirls'.