disclaimer: None people are mine. I'm not making any money either.
This fic contains yaoi. Don't run away. It's not with the Gundam pilots.
Batman and Robin vs. the Gundam pilots and Zechs
"We have to stop, Dick. Something's attacking the Oz mobile suit factory." said Batman. Robin pops up from under the sheets. "Do we have to?" Robin asked. "Yes we do. We can continue when we get back."
"Hey Quatre, what's that?" Duo asked. "It looks like a giant bat." answered Quatre. "I don't care what it is, I'm gonna kill it." said Heero. Wufei said, "Just ignore it and it might go away." And goes back to destroying the factory.
"Bruce, why are those mobile suits attacking the factory?" asked Robin. "I don't know, Dick. Maybe they're friendly." said Batman. "People, in the big mobile suits, why are you attacking the factory?" asked Batman.
"It talks." said Duo. "We've been spotted. We must destroy the bat thing." said Trowa. Quatre said, "People in the bat thing drop your weapons and we'll let you live." Instead of dropping their weapons Batman and Robin start shooting at the Gundams.
"Shoot it down, Dick." ordered Batman. "Right." said Robin. Zechs shows up in the Tallgeese and starts attacking the factory. "They are resistant. Keep shooting boy wonder." said Batman. They keep shooting the Gundams and Tallgeese.
"I think it's shooting at us." said Quatre. "No duh." said Duo. "Who gets to shoot it down?" asked Zechs. "Me!!" everyone yelled. Wufei said, "Wait, let's see what happens if we just stand here." "No, they have laid eyes on a Gundam, we must kill their asses dead." said Trowa.
"I know that. But let's see how strong they are." said Wufei. "Fine whatever." said Trowa. "Bruce, why do you call me boy wonder?" asked Robin. "Because you're wonderful in bed." They Gundam pilots and Zechs heard that message and were puking outside their mobile suits.
Heero said, "That's fucking nasty." "I can't take this shit anymore." Trowa said, and started attacking the bat thing. "Neither can I." said Wufei, and joins Trowa in attacking the bat thing. Duo said, "Me neither." and joins Wufei and Trowa in battle.
"Dick, they're fucking attacking us. If we don't make it out alive, I just wanna tell you that I love you with all my cock." said Batman. "I love you too, Bruce." said Robin and they start frenching. The pilots see this and start puking again.
"Who the hell are they?" asked Zechs. "From what I can tell they're fucking gay and their names are Bruce and Dick." said Heero."Kill the damn bastards." said Zechs. "Who gets to kill them?" asked Duo. "Me!!" everyone yelled. "There's only one way to solve this. Rock, paper, scissors!" said Duo.
The Gundam pilots plus Zechs start doing rock, paper, scissors. Robin said, "Bruce we're going to be killed by a bunch of idiots." "We heard that!!" yelled Quatre. Everyone stops playing rock, paper, scissors and blows up the bat thing.
"That was fun." said Quatre. "I wonder why they were in a bat thing." asked Trowa. "The world will never know." said Wufei.
The end.
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Wolfy: Comment or else.
Heero: Or else what?
Wolfy: I sick Releena on you.
Heero: No anything but that.
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Sorry it was short. They killed Batman and Robin so there was no point of going on. This idea came to me when I was watching Sub Zero. Are Batman and Robin gay? I've been wondering that since yesterday morning. Just don't hurt me. (This is said to a mob waving pitchforks and plunders.) Gotta go. Bye!!
Wolfy