Title: Untitled
Rating: PG13 (Some light violence nothing really big!)
Spoilers: none.
Summary: AU, Formally known as "Why I Write Fan fiction."
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. It'd be cool. Not making money.
AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it. Frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!
Feedback: Yes. Feed my Back because you Feed my Back, and I'll Feed yours. ;)
Meet Rory Gilmore
Rory Gilmore stretched her legs underneath her blue plade school skirt as she leened back in her hard chair. Youd think with all the money her grandparents were paying 2 send her 2 this stupid school they'd at least have the descency 2 supply comfortable chairs!(AN: Really! I mean, like, where does all the money go anyways right?) She reached a hand up 2 gently fluff her coffee colored, creamy hair that was put up in 2 oh so cute, blue, fluffy, puff hair ties.(AN: Doesn't that sound, like, sooooooooooooo cute? I so want a pair of thos just like Brittney Spears! If you, like, know where I can find some let me know okay?! COOL! Thanks!) She couldn't wait for the boring teacher 2 stop talking so she could go home and see her onederful boyfriend Dean. He was sooooooooooooo cute! He has floppy hair and he's really tall and his eyes are really beautiful. She sighed dreamily thinking about him. "God, like, won't this class just end already!" she thought, "Like, who cares about math! When am I ever gonna, like, use that huh?"(AN: Really! I mean, as if! Come on, like, everything's automatic these days! I don't need to know that, like, 2 +2 = 5!) Luckly for Rory the bell rang just then and she left the class room. She grabbed a few books out of her locker and hurried out 2 catch her bus. When she stepped off the bus in Star Hollows Dean was waiting for her on the bench. "Hey Dean!" Rory exclaimed as she flounced over 2 him and gave him a kiss.(AN: Awww!) "I luv u babe," Dean said. "I luv u 2!" Rory exclaimed smiling and giggling. The 2 walked over to the gazebo and sat down. "Dean, I like, need to talk to you about something," Rory said seriously. "Okay honey what is it?" Dean asked getting serious. Rory giggled and lowered her eyelashes.(AN: Because she's flirting with him duh.) "Well you would so not believe what a day it was! School was, like, so fun. Except for the whole having to learn thing!" Dean stared deep into Rory's eyes.(AN: Because he's in love with her and thinks she's beautiful and smart!) "It was so funny! Tristan did this cute little thing in second period it was this weird I can't describe it but god it was so cute! All the girls were staring at him it was so funny! And then Summer 'accidently' dropped her lunch tray on Paris at lunch!" Rory even used air quotes. Dean's face hardened at the mention of Tristan. "You said Tristan was cute?" Rory looked at him funny, "Well yeah."(AN: Because he is! Duh! Tristan if you read this! I wanna, like, marry you and have, like, a million of your babys!) Dean got a really mean look on his face and got all mad.
(AN: Dun-dun-dun! To be continued! because I like making you wait! Remember, Review, Review Review! Or else! I won't post the next chapter because I'm mean and I don't care! 10 reviews and I'll post the next chapter okay?!)