Sexier then you Chapter 1, a twilight fanfic

This is a dream and slightly occ. I have full lyrics all songs don't belong to me. Im way to lazy to look them up. Before wedding.

Bella pov.

Jake stormed into the Cullen house.

"Jake what are you doing here?" I asked in Edwards arms. I was supposedly sleeping over with Alice but Edwards the only one who could kidnap me. Jake for once and his life ignored me. "Jake why are you here?" I tried again

"Jacob why are you in my house mongrel?" Edward asked. I sighed and Edward looked at me.

"Cant you to get along?" I asked. Both Edward and Jacob laughed. One by one the Cullens materialized in the living room. All but Emmett.

"EMMETT!!" Jake yelled.

"Yeah Jakey wakey pants?" Emmett asked appearing.

"Im sexier then you." I didn't expect this.-sarcasm-

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"Prove it Mr. Im-not-sexier-then-Emmett"

Then Jake sang

[Chorus: Mims]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mil. sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back,
Niggas say that we lost it, so imma bring it back.
I love the Dirty Dirty, cuz niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.
But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow,
So when I hit that shit, I watch em (get it on the flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay,
'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday.
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA,
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way.
And when I hit the Chi', people tell me that I'm fly.
They like the way I dress, they like my attire.
They love how I move crowds from side-to-side,
They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply:

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 2:]
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the block,
Every other day, another girl, another drop,
16 bars, 24 a pop,
44 a song, nigga gimme what chu got.
I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot ,
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop.
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped,
Tell me what chu need, you know I get em by the flock.
I call my homie Black, meet me on the Avvve.
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag.
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag,
Find me with different women that you niggas never had.
For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green
Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam.
I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean,
And when I say Im hot, my nigga this is what I mean

[chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[verse 3:]
This is why im hot, shorty see the drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a guap.
And then I hit the switch, that take away the top,
So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop.
They hop in the car, I tell em All aboard
We hit the studio, they say they like how I record.
I gave em Black Train and I Did You Wrong,
So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song.
They say I'm the bomb,
They love the way the charm,
Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm,
Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear,
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare.
Niggas start to hate, rearrange they face,
But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die,
Similar to Lil' Weez cuz I got the fire.

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

"Oh Emmy-pants you gonna let him say that?" I said. Then Emmett sang in a deep voice.

Lyrics;

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

"Well Jakey-poo?" Edward asked then began to laugh.

Jake sang defiantly
Oh, baby dolls

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha , baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you aint blind [2x]

See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend your'e secret is safe with me

"Well Emmy?" All the Cullens were watching and waiting.

"Take this you flea bag." Emmett said

Lyrics:
Jacob Black,
Shes not coming back
La Push has come to shove
And shes through with you

Edward to my disappointment joined in. Quietly as I could I tried to leave. Edward grabbed me and held me there.

Dont you see
Youre just a dog to me?
If you come near her again
Ill eat you, too

First you missed her
Then you kissed her
Im just watching
You think youre fine
Im waiting
Contemplating
Dont you screw up
Or youre mine

First you missed her
Then you kissed her
Im just watching
You think youre fine
Im waiting
Contemplating
Dont you screw up
Or your mine

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And its time for you to face the truth

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And shes still way too good for you

Watch your back cause who knows what Ill do
Jacob Black Ive got my eye on you

The other day
I thought I heard you say
May the best man win
But I see through your ploy
You may think
That you are on the brink
Of winning her love
But you are just a boy

First you missed her
Then you kissed her
I'm just watching
You think your fine
Im waiting
Contemplating
Dont you screw up
Or youre mine

First you missed her
Then you kissed her
Im just watching
Im waiting
Contemplating
Dont you screw up
Or youre mine

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And its time for you to face the truth

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And shes still way too good for you

Watch your back cause who knows what Ill do
Jacob Black Ive got my eye on you

You were there to save her life when I was far away
Differences aside and Ill say thank you anyway
The bigger man will shake your hand
And pretty soon youll see
In your mind youre kissing her
In life shes kissing me

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And its time for you to face the truth

Your nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
Nothing but a dog
And shes still way too good for you

Watch your back cause who knows what Ill do
Jacob Black Ive got my eye on you

Jacob pulled in a "boom-box" plugged it in and began to dance. I recognized the c.d.. I pretended to be angry with Edward, as Jake got ready.

"Edward you're a jerk face." I said

"What I do my love?" He asked inoccently.

"You know what you did. Maybe I should go live with Jacob if you're going to be mean." I said.

"No Bella no what can I do?" Alice began to giggle.

"Dance to this song with Jacob." I said.

"Yes o.k." He said. "Anything."

The music played and Edward groaned.

Lyrics
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor putty poor putty cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Edward and Jake were standing their in just pants and I sighed eyeing Edwards perfectly chiseled chest. I pulled him in the seat and refused to let him put his shirt back on.

"Bella who was the sexiest?" Jake asked.

"Edward."
"Out of me and Jake Bella." Emmett whined.

"You have to do one more song Emmett." I reminded him.

Then he sang.

Switching to Jacob pov

She knew something I didn't know. I stood there and waited for Emmett to sing.

"Wait" Alice yelled. She ran and grabbed Emmett and pulled him upstairs. Soon the music Came on.

And Emmett came down in the matching outfit.'

Baby Ive got plans tonight
You dont know nothin about
Ive been sitting around way too long
Trying to figure you out
But you say that youll call and you dont
And Im spinning my wheels
So Im going out tonight
In my red high heels

Im gonna call up that old boyfriend
You said still has it bad for me
Im gonna take him into town
Flaunt him around for everyone to see
Well you said so yourself
You know the deal
Nobody holds a candle to me
In my red high heels

Well you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
Ill bet you want me back now dont you, dont you
Im about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

All those games you tried to play
Well they ain`t gonna work on me now
I put up a barbed wire fence
around my heart
Baby just to keep you out
Well you thought Id wait around forever
But baby get real
I just kicked you to the curb
In my red high heels

Oh you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
Ill bet you want me back now dont you, dont you
Im about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

Oh you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
Ill bet you want me back now dont you, dont you
Im about to show you just how missin me feels

Oh you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
Ill bet you want me back now dont you, dont you
Im about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

Instrumental

Oh you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
Ill bet you want me back now dont you, dont you
Im about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

In my red high heels
In my red high heels

"Emmett isn't that a girls song..."asked Edward as I stared in disbelief"…and roses heels."

"No their my heels." Emmett said

"Its still a girls song."

"And im sexier then Jacob."

"No sorry Emmett." Said Bells "Jacob wins today. Admit it."

"NEVER" He yelled.

"See you tomorrow Jake." Bella said

"Later Bells" I walked out. I would be back again, and again, and again. 364 days a year till Emmett admits Im sexier. What Emmett and I can be the same amount of sexy on Christmas give a guy a break.

K guys I can leave it a one shot or add more chapters you say. I can do different sexy fights more Jake Emmett they don't all have to be song ones they most likely wont be. Any way byes, for a weekend. I'm going on a trip with no computer ahh my inbox will be ull of emails for wonderful people like you.