Microphones
Testing...
Testing...
1 2 3 ...
Is this thing on?
We seem to be having some technical difficulties.
Sailor Venus! What are you doing here?
OH! You're the cause of the technical difficulties.
Get Sailor Mercury.
SHE'S OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!
What...What... What...
"Venus Crescent Beam!"
What...What...What...
"It was just a Nega drone. Don't give it any attention"
But ... it left avocados everywhere!
And...And...a Banana Sword...
And...And...the window is opening...
"Isn't that the dragon from _Braveheart_?"
"Hello everybody"
"He's gone now. Tell Your friend reading this to get out from under the desk."
How come YOU'RE the calm one! Isn't this MY radio show broadcast?"
"Yes, but it's the worst show _ever_ in the history of KGB Radio!!!"
Is not.
"Is too"
Is not
"Is too"
Is not not not not not not not not not not.
"Is too infinity."
Is not double infinity
"Fine. You are acting like a little child"
Well you started it.
"Did not"
Yes you did.
"Did not did not did not."
Now who's acting like a child.
"I'm a Sailor Scout. I don't have to take this."
Take a look at your contract.
"mumblemumble I Sailor Venus mumblemumble on the day
of May tenth mumblemumble"
Check the microscopic print
"CANNOT LEAVE THE PREMISES UNTIL SHOW IS OVER BY PENALTY OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh no! Not the dragon!
"I heard you had trouble with the microphone. That's too bad. Maybe you could interview me some time?"
may...may...maybe.
"See you later"
"Is the reader under the desk again?"
Who cares about them? Let's finish before 8:00 please? I want to watch _Angel_.
"What do we do until then?"
"Let's go to a kareokee bar! I know of one for single humans & dragons!"
That's great! Come on Mina! Let's go.
"But the contract..."
I'll just say we were *on assignment*
"They'll buy that?"
Yep.
Five Minutes Later
Dragon:(Drunk and singing to the song of "It's Been Done Before" by The Barenaked Ladies)
I knew you, before the fall of Rome
And I told you, that you should head on home
You were red, I was gray,
When you winged, my way
Oooooo ooooo ooooo
It's all been done
Oooooo ooooo ooooo
Your name was Lunn
Oooooo ooooo,ooooo
It's all been done some time
I knew this was a mistake.
"Who knew that only one Martini could do it, the fourth one."
Dragons must have weird bar fights
"Is that Kelly the Magnificent"
Who?
"You know, the one who got her hair"
Shhhhhhh. Don't say THAT!!!!!
"Why not?"
Because we're Trying to get a good review from her!
"Why"
So other people will know that I can write fics
"Why"
So people will read my other fics.
"Why"
Because they're entertaining.
"Why"
Because I'm a good fic writer
"Why"
Because I have a better imagination than you do.
"No fair! I'm tired."
And annoying,
"And sleepy"
And a brat.
END TRANSMISSION