New World(I'm in KINGDOM HEARTS!?)
Neo: I'm making this fic! I'm going to do it and this is crack AND yaoi.
Disclaimer: I don't own!
Chapter 1 I'm actually in Kingdom Hearts! Straight to Traverse Town!
My name is Neo. I used to just be a normal, yaoi loving KH fan. But one day, during a fucking POWER OUTAGE, while I was Playing my fave game KH 1.5 Final mix. AND right when I was admiring Leon's muscle-I mean Tifa's boobs...Yeah. Suddenly, lightning hit my house, through my window, onto my PS3!
LIKE WHAT?!
What accuracy!
But anyways, I was knocked unconscious by the knock back.
"GAAH!" I had yelled when I hit my head against the wall of my room. All I remember feeling was my Playstation 3 controller that was connected to my PS3.
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"Hey! Are you okay?!" A high pitched male voice had said.
I slowly regain consciousness, feeling hard ground under my face, I felt as if I had been hit by giant boulder then tossed off of a mountain. "Ow, my head." I groan and opened my eyes...Huh. That's funny, the ground sorta looks like the ground from Traverse Town. I turned my head and see Sora...
Oh Fuck...
"Who are you? Um, are you alright?" The spiky haired brunette asked.
"Gawrsh, Is he okay?" Oh, I'm in Kingdom Hearts! Fan fucking tastic! Welp, Might as well join them so I can molest Cloud's sexy ass Hashtag totally heterosexual
"Um, I'm Neo Nekuyara. I'm a Keyblade wielder." I say smiling as I notice I'm in my KH Oc's clothing. You know shorts, a zip up red jacket, some boots, wrist bands, and my POL necklace. Word!
"Yeah, I'm okay Goofy." I said nonchalantly.
"QUACK! How'd you know his name?!" Donald asked being annoying as ever, well he did help me beat Demyx's stupid ass water clones in KH with Explosion Limit break.
"None of your beeswax how I know." I said arrogantly as stared down at the magician who shot me an angry glare.
"Anyway, Sora I'll be occupying your adventures, starting now!" I said friendly to the spiky haired brunette.
He's SO Leon and Cloud's love child! He has to be!
"Hey! A new visitor!" I Knew that voice. Yuffie Kisaragi! That means Leon with her as well.
I sped towards Yuffie and glomped her squealing, leaving her confused and then I saw the Lion meat!
I smirked like a wolf at the scarred brunette. He instantly shivered as I sauntered over to him like he was antelope and I was the Lion.
"So, are you Leon Leonhart?" I asked innocently.
"Who the hell are you, kid?" Leon questioned me and I smirked.
"Someone who knows about your real sexuality and that you couldn't save your love from his darkness..." I whispered sadistically in his ear and I knew he was shivering. Next thing I knew was that he had me up against the wall with an angry expression leaving everyone shocked. Except for me~!
"I'll be seeing him in a different world, when you get the balls to go find him yourself hit me up, okay kitty kat~?" I teased as I easily threw him off of me with ease. "Oh! And think about lifting weights or you might be out muscled!" I said as I left with a hesitant Sora.
Unbeknownst to me, Leon looked at his muscle and groaned sadly.
"And cut your hair, You look like a pretty boy." I said laughing.
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I showed off my skills in Deep Jungle, leaving Sora shocked. I had my flute, my keydaggers, my advanced aerobatics, yada yada yada! I'm too OP! Which is why I want to fight Cloud.
As soon as Went to Olympus Coliseum, I cheered. "FUCKING FINALLY! Sexy blondie time!"
"What are you talking about?" Sora asked confused at my outburst.
"Your mom."
"Wha?!"
Later, after the whole argument with the worthless Dog and Duck, I was walking towards the underworld portal that was closed and saw Hades stalking Sora, Donald, and Goofy. What an idiot...
"Hello."
"Gah! Whoa whoa whoa! Who the heck are you?!" The 'great underworld god' had asked me.
"Neo Nekuyara." I had to fight the urge to not say the "Prince of Light" to the god. I don't want to be too arrogant, and besides this isn't my fanfic on so...
"Well uh...are you new to this world?" Hades began to smirk leaving me confused for a minute, why the fuck was he looking at me like tha-Oh!
It came back to me. This is how he got Cloud to join his side, he's trying to see if I want darkness powers and try to bind me in goddamn contract doesn't he? I quickly rolled my eyes and put five fingers to that blue skinned douche bag with a the voice of James Woods face.
"Not interested." I quickly recited Cloud's catchphrase to the God.
I quickly did some ninja hand signs and disappeared in a cloud of cherry blossoms to Sora...Accidentally, I was kind of new at doing these powers for real, so I was kinda...in the air...and I don't get my Angel Wings until KH2...UH-OH!
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!" I screamed as I landed head first on Donald. Thank god he cushioned my fall.
Meanwhile, Sora was busy trying to move a boulder trying to get a ticket to enter the tournament...Classic Sora. After numerous failed attempts, guess who decided to show up again?
"I can't believe he turned down a promising warrior such as yourself." Hades said pretending to care. I cannot how much ass this dude could try to kiss, until now.
"This mother fucka again..." I muttered under my own breath. Sora had turned to me confused.
"Um Neo, is something wrong?" He asked with those big adorable blue eyes. So cute!
I quickly shake away that thought as I just shook my head.
I have to stay on track of this story of Kingdom Hearts...AH FUCK IT! I'm going balls to wall!
Next Chapter: "Sephiroth" Complex
Neo: Yup! This is happening just for the luls!