Characters: Arthur, Lisa, Naru, Keitaro, Tamaki, Josh, Sierra, Mori, Build a Bear, Kyouya, Kei, Maggie, Shinobu, Aidan, Damian, Nekozawa, Liam, Employee, Paulina, Bobby, Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny, Hoyuske, Teppei, Kentaro, Little girl, Mom, Teenage girl

*Arthur and I walk into a hair salon, me dragging him against his will*

Lisa: Now, wait here while I go check out some products that will get rid of that shaggy problem your hair has!!!

Arthur: *sighs and falls into a comfortable chair at the side of the store, he wanted to go to build a bear with Maggie and Aidan but I forced him out of it to come with me*

(Two minutes later, Naru and Keitaro walk into the store to get Keitaro some gels for his messy hair)

Naru: You wait here, I'll be back in a couple minutes, GOT IT?!!!!

Keitaro: *sighs as she walks away, he wanted to go to build a bear workshop with Shinobu and Teppei (faster than a kiss little boy)... maybe a little Victoria's Secret browsing too but everyone would stare at an out of place nerd there. He picks up a magazine but accidentally drops it and it skids to Arthur's feet*

Arthur: *nicely kneels down to get it for him but Keitaro quickly knelt down at the same time and their faces smack together, giving them each a nosebleed*

Both together: Sorry, I'm such a bumbling idiot!!! *they freeze and stare at each other*

(Five minutes later the two are chatting happily with each other while still sitting on the floor)

Arthur: So you're the manager of an all girl's dormitory?! If I had that job, I'd probably screw up so much the girls would beat me up constantly!!!!

Keitaro: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY! WE'RE SOUL MATES, MAN!!!!!!!! *squeezes Arthur to death*

(Mizuho Kazami checks Naru's and my hair products out so we can get back to the guys and exit the salon but we freeze when we see Keitaro and Arthur hugging each other)

Both of us together: What... are you doing, Arthur/Keitaro?