THE DAILY PROPHET
New Shop in Diagon Alley
A brand new shop has just opened today in Diagon alley. If the store becomes popular, they also may have another one in Hogsmeade.
Now some of the very first customers here were Fred and George Weasley. Lets interview them and see what they though about the shop.
"what did you think about the shop Fred?" "well I really though it sucked, I mean no jokes, no nothing."
Well after that pleasant interview lets move on to some other customers that might have a different point of view, ah here's one now.
"Katie, I understand that you were also a consumer in this shop how did you like it?" "I personally thought it blowed, I mean geez who really gives a crap about ancient artifacts?
I mean no Quiddich stuff, no nothin'!" ah well, I guess that's all for now in this article, but be sure to visit Artifactions: artifacts from the past. Fred George and Katie:
"don't go it sucks!
You-Know-Who back?
Yes this has been rumored between many, many wizards. A lot of people here at the Daily Prophet don't know what to think.
Why don't we go interview some people in the ministry of magic? "hello Cornelious what do you think about this whole topic?"
"well I personally think its very stupid, people make up rumors, and no I don't believe in them."
That's nice, now lets move on to the department of magical games and sports and have an interview with Ludo Bagman.
"hello Ludo, and what do you think about this whole you-know-who bonanza? "I believe that Voldemort is out there and I will save the day!"
*Ludo spreads out his cloak and flies out the window* My that was interesting, now moving on......
Bertie Bott's Contest going disarray?
Bertie Bott wanted kids to send new flavor beans into his office as a contest. He said that the best one would actually be made a bean!
We are interviewing him right now, "so Bertie, what kind of entries have you gotten?" "well actually none of them are really good yet,
I've had urine, fart, and a bunch of other un-appropriate beans." Okay, why don't we leave Bertie alone with his work? Hey what was that? *someone flies in the window *
"hello I am Super-Ludo, I have come to save the world from dark, evil wizards. * someone screams downstairs * "I better go save them, Super-Ludo to the rescue!"
okkkayy that was very odd and very weird. Well that's all for today's edition of, The Daily Prophet! WHATS WITH THE STINKIN ITALICS EVERY TIME WE MENTION THE DAILY PROPHET?
Alright that's it I give up, I QUIT!
A/n I know that was a little weird, but I just had it in my system. Please read and review,
I'm still working on Hunted parts two and three. They'll be up pretty soon though well c ya till next time!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except I made up the shop Artifactions: artifacts from the past, and the reporter. :)
New Shop in Diagon Alley
A brand new shop has just opened today in Diagon alley. If the store becomes popular, they also may have another one in Hogsmeade.
Now some of the very first customers here were Fred and George Weasley. Lets interview them and see what they though about the shop.
"what did you think about the shop Fred?" "well I really though it sucked, I mean no jokes, no nothing."
Well after that pleasant interview lets move on to some other customers that might have a different point of view, ah here's one now.
"Katie, I understand that you were also a consumer in this shop how did you like it?" "I personally thought it blowed, I mean geez who really gives a crap about ancient artifacts?
I mean no Quiddich stuff, no nothin'!" ah well, I guess that's all for now in this article, but be sure to visit Artifactions: artifacts from the past. Fred George and Katie:
"don't go it sucks!
You-Know-Who back?
Yes this has been rumored between many, many wizards. A lot of people here at the Daily Prophet don't know what to think.
Why don't we go interview some people in the ministry of magic? "hello Cornelious what do you think about this whole topic?"
"well I personally think its very stupid, people make up rumors, and no I don't believe in them."
That's nice, now lets move on to the department of magical games and sports and have an interview with Ludo Bagman.
"hello Ludo, and what do you think about this whole you-know-who bonanza? "I believe that Voldemort is out there and I will save the day!"
*Ludo spreads out his cloak and flies out the window* My that was interesting, now moving on......
Bertie Bott's Contest going disarray?
Bertie Bott wanted kids to send new flavor beans into his office as a contest. He said that the best one would actually be made a bean!
We are interviewing him right now, "so Bertie, what kind of entries have you gotten?" "well actually none of them are really good yet,
I've had urine, fart, and a bunch of other un-appropriate beans." Okay, why don't we leave Bertie alone with his work? Hey what was that? *someone flies in the window *
"hello I am Super-Ludo, I have come to save the world from dark, evil wizards. * someone screams downstairs * "I better go save them, Super-Ludo to the rescue!"
okkkayy that was very odd and very weird. Well that's all for today's edition of, The Daily Prophet! WHATS WITH THE STINKIN ITALICS EVERY TIME WE MENTION THE DAILY PROPHET?
Alright that's it I give up, I QUIT!
A/n I know that was a little weird, but I just had it in my system. Please read and review,
I'm still working on Hunted parts two and three. They'll be up pretty soon though well c ya till next time!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except I made up the shop Artifactions: artifacts from the past, and the reporter. :)