chapter one
"Harry what the hell are you doing?"
"nothing"
"sure looks like something"
"its nothing alright!"
"fine be that way and don't tell me anything about your life"
"well you wouldn't understand since your a girl Hermione"
"excuse me a woman Harry, were not in school anymore"
"ok miss woman im sorry but you wouldn't understand"
"fine ill respect your privacy and won't question you further"
"thank you"
Harry and Hermione and Ron are all Aurors and they are at the Ministry of Magic, on their break. Ron's out getting coffee and Harry and Hermione are all alone in the office. harry is bending over something and Hermione is trying to figure out what it is.
"when d'you think Ron'll be back? i haven't had my coffee this morning and im starting to feel sleepy"
"hell be back soon. in the meanwhile, why don't we play a game? why not truth or dare?"
"ok... is this what you girls... sorry women do in your spare time?"
"not all the time, only for like sleepovers"
"fine you go first"
"truth or dare harry."
"truth"
"did you ever love anyone in Hogwarts? if you don't answer the question, you have to take the dare."
"id rather not reveal that information, so dare"
" i dare you to... tell ron that we slept together"
"WTF! HELL NO are you kidding? hell kill me"
"well you have to do it, since you took the dare. besides, itll be hilarious"
"fine i'll do it when he gets back. he's not gonna like it though"
just at that perfect moment, Ron walks in. Hermione is trying to supress her giggles, but is failing horribly. Harry is very red in the face and looks towards ron.
"Er... mate... i have something to tell you"
"yah what is it Harry?"
"Er... well... Hermione and I... well... slept together" said harry nervously
ron is perplexed and suddenly breaks into a huge grin
"very funny Harry. is that all you wanted to tell me, cause thats a really bad joke"
"no... um... it really happened." Harry put his hands infront of his face, waiting for the volcano to blow
"WHAT! YOUR SERIOUS! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER! MY TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE GOING OUT BEHIND MY BACK! THIS JUST MAKES MY DAY SOOOOOOO MUCH EASIER" yells ron
"well mate, we really aren't going out, you see-" but this only made it worse.
"SO THIS WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE ONE NIGHT THINGS! O MY FUCKING GOD I NEVER KNEW YOU TWO WERE LIKE THAT! I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU GUYS" screams ron
before either of them can say anything more, Ron storms out of the room
"now see what you did? Ron will never forgive me for this. hell think your some kind of male prostitute:"
"don't worry Harry. ill go see him and tell him it was just a dare" with that said, Hermione exited the office, leaving Harry to do both of their work
Chapter 2
this takes place at the Burrow after Ron leaves the Ministry. ron and Hermione are in the living room and are in the kitchen getting a cup of coffee
"Hermione, i knew you couldn't have done anything with Harry. you don't love him like that right?" inquires ron
"don't worry it was only a dare. i love another person who is very close to me" says Hermione with a mischievous smile
"well then Hermione, will you tell me who this mystery person is?"
"I would rather keep that information secret, thanks, unless you do something really special for me"
"would this count as special?" says ron, getting down on one knee
"omg ron is this-"
"just listen to me before you say anything. I have loved you ever since I saw how beautiful you were when you came into seventh year. you have always been there for me and i want to be there for you for as long as i live. I have kept my love a secret, only because i thought you loved Harry more than me. I now see that is untrue. so, will you, Hermione Granger, marry me?"
Ron reveals a beautiful diamond ring with deep blue sapphires surrounding a large oval diamond
"My goodness Ron, this ring is beautiful! i never knew anything like this existed!" sqealed Hermione
"so does that mean you'll take me?" asks ron with a bit of a pleading tone
"Um... actually Ron, i don't love you..." says Hermione in a small voice
"but if you don't love Harry... i thought you loved me" says Ron
"well, that was sort of a lie. i do love you of course, but only as a brother. but Harry is so much more to me, I mean the stuff he's been through, that messy black hair, that beautiful lightning shaped scar, those green eyes you could just lose yourself in..."
"Oh... I understand. But, can we just pretend this never happened? i never want to lose you as a sister"
"of course ronniekins! thanks for always being there for me, even if we did fight a lot"
"ok...um we should get back to the office before Harry drowns in our work"
"sure"
with that, the two almost lovers leave the Burrow and get back to the office leaving a broken hearted Ron trailing his love
Chapter 3
"Where the hell have you guys been? I need some help here if you haven't noticed!" said Harry
"We're sorry we were just…um…busy?" said Hermione uneasily
"what were you snogging this whole time?" inquired Harry with a smirk
"no I was just calming Ron down, besides, the only reason we even came back was because we knew you would need our help. But if you don't need it, we can leave." Said Hermione innocently
"no now that you're here you can help me." Said Harry
Harry and Hermione are in his home drinking coffee. Ron had just left, and they were talking about their lives.
"So have you ever considered marrying anyone Harry?" asked Hermione
"well, I have had one special lady in mind, whom I've loved for as long as I can remember, but I don't even now if shell say yes or not. I'm not even sure she loves me!" said Harry with a sigh
"I'm sure she'll say yes. I mean, who wouldn't? you're a famous auror, your handsome, and you were the reason for the downfall of Voldemort. Im sure those are good reasons." Said Hermione matter-of-factly.
"you know, I actually bought a ring for this girl, but im scared of what will be her reaction to it" said harry
"like I told you before, she'll say yes, no matter what you give her." said Hermione
they sat in silence for a few minutes, the sips of coffee breaking their silence.
"Well ive gotta go Harry see you at work ok?" said Hermione
"Yeah, sure, bye" said Harry absentmindedly
with that, Hermione left a very confused and thoughtful Harry drinking coffee in his kitchen.
MEANWHILE...
"Ginny, I don't know what to do! I thought she loved me!" cried Ron
"Ron, its alright! You'll get over her once you understand that its Harry she loves, not you. Besides, if it was real love, you would not have fallen for her once you saw how beautiful she is!" said Ginny
"But theres something about her Ginny that I can't restrain!" cried Ron
"Look Ronniekins," said Ginny in her mad tone. "the thing you are feeling for Hermione is called infatuation. ITS NOT LOVE! You simply like her for her looks and that's it. If you loved her for who she was, you would have fallen for her way before she got made over!" Ginny told Ron
"I guess you're right. But if Harry doesn't love her, then can I marry her?" pleaded Ron
"NO you idiot! Don't you know that the kind of love she has for Harry will never die? For her, its either Harry or nobody. That's what real love is ron! When you stay faithful to the person you love and it never falters!"
"FINE be that way. I guess I'll have to start looking right?"
"you'd better!" said Ginny with a smile
setting: flash-forward: Harry and Hermione are working in the office right around Christmas. Ron is finally over Hermione and has moved on to bigger and better things, like Luna! Anyways, on with the story!
"Say Hermione, what do you want for Christmas?" inquired Harry
" you know I don't care as long as you give it out of love!" said Hermione
"well… I think I have the perfect gift for you then." Said Harry mysteriously
"now what do you want for Christmas?" asked Hermione
"you should know what I want by now! I'm not gonna tell you, you have to figure it out by yourself" said Harry in a mock hurt tone
"fine be that way. Anyways, what are you getting Ron?" asked Hermione
"well, I was thinking of getting him his own set of the Chudly Cannons robes, all autographed by them. I got a hold of them when I went to one of their games"
"that's amazing! Now what I got him will seem stupid!" said Hermione disappointedly
"Im sure he'll love whatever you give him. How bout a new outfit for his and Luna's baby?"
" Oh yah that's a good- THEIR WHAT! NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THEY WERE HAVING A BABY!" screamed Hermione
"you couldn't tell by the way Ron treats her these days? Damn, I thought women were supposed to be good at this kind of thing." Said Harry smirking
"OMG I HAVE TO CONGRADULATE LUNA! I'M SO PROUD! Wait… are they getting married?" said Hermione
"Damn, I forgot to ask. I'll ask Ron when he gets back" said Harry
"Ask me what?" said Ron entering the room
"Um… you know how you and Luna are together?" said Harry uneasily
"yeah so?"
"is there any um… third person involved?" stressed Harry
"if your trying to say im cheating-"
"No Ron were trying to find out if Luna's pregnant and if you two are getting married?" screamed Hermione
"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?" shouted Ron "I SWEAR IF LUNA TOLD YOU SHES-"
"actually Ron I sorta guessed by the way you two acted around eachother" said harry in a small voice
"well, no she is not pregnant, but yes, we are getting married." Said Ron proudly
"Ron that's wonderful! Why didn't you tell us sooner?" said Hermione
"I was afraid of how you two were going to act" said Ron ashamedly
"well we're really happy for you mate." Said Harry
"thanks. Actually, we were planning to have the wedding this weekend, since we are pretty much free" said a boasting Ron
"that's great. You just want to get to the honeymoon asap right?" said Harry with a wink, making Ron's ears turn crimson
"NO! but anyways, can you guys help with the preparations? We're in over our heads here!" pleaded Ron
"'Course mate, anything for you and Luna. Who else are you inviting?" asked Harry
" Just our families and you two. We want a small, simple wedding. Mind you, I had to persuade Luna for days, you know how she is."
"well I'm really proud of both you and Luna. And your sure there's no baby involved?" prodded Hermione
"YES now get off my back about it! I love Luna and I wouldn't have sex with her before marriage."
"so you are just having a quick wedding to get to the honeymoon!" joked Harry
"SHUT UP HARRY!"
well, as everyone should know, time flew by and it was the day before the wedding and Luna and Hermione are out buying their dresses.
They enter a nice looking shop full of muggle wedding dresses.
" I like this one. What do you think Luna?" It was a pure white dress with a little design of a rose down the front in dark blue. Its veil was the same color as the dress. The dress also trailed behind a little. It was absolutely perfect for Luna, which showed off her womanly curves elegantly.
"It's gorgeous Hermione! I don't even want to try on any others!" said Luna sweeping the dress off the rack and going to try it on.
A few moments later…
"O my goodness Luna! Its like this dress was made for you! You should get it!" exclaimed Hermione.
"I will, and thanks for getting it for me 'Mione!" exclaimed Luna.
They soon bought the dress and went to the bridesmaid section of the store to find dresses for Hermione and Ginny.
After looking through a few pretty and a few hideous dresses, they finally found the perfect one.
It was a light blue dress with the same rose embroidered down the front as the wedding dress, went a little past the knees, and had a flared bottom. Hermione took it and flung it on herself, twirling in the process.
"my god Luna this is the perfect dress for me! What about you Ginny?" asked Hermione
"It's beautiful! We should get these!" exclaimed Ginny
the three women then took their dresses and paid for them. When they left the shop, all three were almost skipping, happy that they found their dresses so quickly.
ITS WEDDING DAY! Luna is getting ready in her room and Hermione and Ginny are helping her.
"my god Luna you look absolutely amazing!" said Ginny
"I know! I just hope its good enough for your brother!" said Luna. She was wearing her wedding dress with a beautiful but simple diamond pendant on a silver chain. Her shoes were surprisingly tennis shoes, but were covered in net material. She also wore a diamond bracelet and long diamond earrings.
"so are you ready to go get your man?" said Hermione with a smirk
"as ready as I'll ever be!" said Luna excitedly
they all left the room and went to go meet Luna's father
"do you, Ronald Billius Weasly, take this woman to be your wife"
"I do"
"and do you, Luna Jane Lovegood, take this man to be your husband?"
"I do"
"by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Both Ron and Luna leaned in for a mind-blowing kiss as everyone around them applauded.
"WAIT! I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE!" yelled someone from the doorway. It was no one other than…
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