Disclaimer: We only own Yuzuki and Sakura. The rest belongs to Masashi. And since only Yuzuki and Sakura are ours, if you steal them, you're a goner.
Note: The Sakura here is HYUUGA Sakura. Not that ninny Haruno.
Sasuke and Yuzuki:
Why am I doing this lame thing?
I mean, I'd rather dance or sing.
Shut up Sasuke! Just do your job!
Do it well or I'll make you sob.
Ok! Ok! I give up. This sucks.
I know I'd rather play with ducks.
Sighs I 'll do this anyway.
If I don't Yuzuki will make me pay.
You bet I will.
Do it now or blood will spill.
No Way! You're torturing me!
Leave my eyes alone! I have to see!
Hurry up Sasuke, don't make me wait.
I've got to dangle a carrot as bait.
Yuzuki-san! Please! Don't make me do this!
Go on! Go on! And don't call me miss!
Urrgh…OK! FINE! 'HI! I'M SASUKE!
I HATE THE WORLD AND I HATE GAYS!'
There! Done. Let's Go.
Fine. We're late. You're so slow.
(Yuzuki poofs out with Sasuke)
Meanwhile…Neji and Sakura:
SAKURA!! WHY?
I might as while go and die.
Neji-kun! Don't moan!
It's your chance to show how much you've grown.
But Sakura…I can't do it.
I'd look like a total nitwit.
Neji, you're smart. Go on.
Ok…but don't scorn.
You know I won't. Just go on!
Ok here goes… 'I'm Neji. A total emo geek.
People look at me and think I'm a freak.
I've softened up thanks to Sakura.
Don't compare her to that stupid Haruno. She's a star.
Sasuke is even freakier than me.
Once you see him, I think you'll agree.'
There. I'm done now. But what's that noise?
'I HATE THE WORLD AND I HATE GAYS!'
Oh my God. That sounded like Sasuke.
Haha…I think that's quite true.
Pfft…I bet Sasuke's feeling blue…-----------FIN----------------------
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