Disclaimer: not mine.
Narration
James
Sirius
Peter
Remus
Lily
Shona
Jamsey...
Jamsey...
Jamseyyyy...
JAMSEY!...
James, answer the immature git.
Yes Sirius?
Do you like my hair today?
Yes I absolutely love it.
Yes so do I.
We figured that.
Hey guys. I didn't know you were writing to me.
Hey
Hi.
G'day mate.
Umm why are you talking like that James?
Lily's favourite country is Australia.
Go figure.
You are so obsessed. Why don't you try and fall for another girl?
I couldn't.
It couldn't be any worse then running your hand through Snivellus' hair.
EWWW!
Congratulations Sirius, you just made James throw up in the middle of Slughorns lecture.
You.Are.Sick.
You're the one who just threw up.
You have to admit Sirius, it would be rather disgusting.
You.Are.Sick.
Oh get over it.
So.So.So.So.Sick.
Change of subject.
So.Messed.Up.
JAMES! Stop it already.
Urghhh it took me a whole 5 minutes to recover from that.
Hey guys, why did James just throw up?
Sirius made him think about running his hand through Snape's hair.
There he goes again. Good one Remus.
I.Hate.You.All
Shona, you look quite sick yourself.
Urghhh who wouldn't be?! Running your hand through his hair...you guys are disturbed.
Finally someone who agrees with me!
It didn't take you as long to recover that time Jamsey.
Never ever ever ever EVER talk about his hair again.
I'll try not to. What were we talking about before the whole running-your-hand-through-Snapes-hair thing?
You do realise you just mentioned it again?
Oh crap I did too. Remus, start a new conversation! Quick! Before James throws up again!
I have nothing left to throw up Sirius.
Thats disgusting James.
I'm going to ask Evans out.
You told me you weren't going to ask her out this year.
Yeah well, I can't help it.
Good luck.
Hey Evans, wonderful day today.
What do you want?
Will you go out with me?
Leave me alone.
Better luck next time.
Bad luck.
I'm hungry.
You're always hungry.
How long til lunch?
3 hours. We only just had breakfast.
My heads telling me not to be hungry, but my stomach's got a completely different opinion.
We always knew you were messed up in the head but now your stomach is insane too.
Hello.
We've already been through this Wormtail
What?
The whole hello-I-didn't-know-you-were-writing-to-me thing.
I'm bored. What's Slughorn talking about?
Which eye would you rather keep?
That's what Slughorns talking about?
No, I was just wondering.
Er ok.
So which eye? You can answer too Remus.
Aren't they both the same?
Yeah they are, aren't they?
Not necessarily.
What d'you mean now?
For instance, I prefer my left eye.
Why?
Because it looks just like my right unless you stare at it for ages. Then you realise that it has dark blue and green flecks in it.
How long did it take you to figure that out?
3 hours.
You stared at yourself in the mirror for 3 hours?
Yes I do it every morning.
You.Are.Insane.
What.Is.It.With.You.And.Writing.Like.This? By the way, has anybody noticed this ENORMOUS pimple on my chin?
OH MY GOSH! IT IS THE SIZE OF THE BLACK LAKE!
I thought you were my friend.
It's not that big. Don't exaggerate.
Not that big!? It's massive!
James, you are making me very self-conscious.
Sirius? Self-conscious? Never.
Ha ha you have no idea how funny you are.
Trust me, I do.
It's really not that big you know Sirius.
Oh dear god, now Shona knows. She's going to tell all the girls and then they are going to stay up all night gossiping about the enormous pimple on the chin of the infamous Sirius Black! I will not be able to show my face ever again. It was nice knowing you.
Someone shut the crazy kid up.
I won't tell anyone Sirius. And by the way Remus, why do you look so tired?
The amazing James and Sirius will figure this mystery out!
Yes indeed they will!
Your time of the month?
No.
Homesick?
No.
Can't sleep 'cause I got the good pillow this year?
Getting closer.
Oh I know! You can't sleep...because...James and I snore..."apparently".
Exactly.
We do not snore!
We just breathe louder than most.
You two are so much like each other its unnerving.
We're brothers by everything except blood.
Hear hear.
James, hows quidditch going?
Oh great! We've got a great team this year. Johnson and Mathews are still in top shape as per usual and Bell is terrific! I don't know why she hasn't been on the team before this! And our beaters. Wow. Jakes and Herrow. Best beaters I've seen. Ever. Our keeper, Woods, is still brilliant of course, never letting a ball through. Then theres me, and well, y'know.
Jamsey, take that look off your face.
It's his quidditch and Lily look.
Anyway, Sirius, how many girls have you kissed since we've been back?
Only 4.
Sirius, we've only been back for two days!
You are the biggest man-whore in Hogwarts.
Oi! You could be a man whore too James! The girls like you nearly as much as they like me.
Yeah but I'm not like you when it comes to girls.
Yeah I know. I feel sorry for you buddy. I really do.
You need to go to St Mungos.
I second that. Now can you all stop writing to me so I can pay attention to Slughorn in peace.
James.
Fine. So I can stare out to space in peace.
James.
FINE! So I can stare at Lily in peace.
As James said, brothers in everything except blood.
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