Disclaimer: Orochimaru and Naruto do not belong to us. If not, Orochimaru would be non-existent, and Naruto would know about Hinata's crush, and Haruno Sakura would be dead, and…never mind. Just Read.
Enjoy:
Orochimaru's Gay Gay Poem
Hiee! I'm Orochimaru!
This is the way I laugh! Kukukukukuku….
This is my slimy purple tongue.
I love purple! The colour is fun!
I coloured Kabuto with purple crayons.
A purple jumpsuit and pull-ons!
Isn't it delightful? Kukuku…
To have a girl's home like Orochimaru?
Sasuke-kun…Oh! Don't make me blush!
Just his name makes me flush!
I love experiments! They're so glowy!
So floaty, pretty and showy!
I like pink. I like white.
I'm scared of mice and mites.
I love Kabuto. I love Sasuke.
And yes…kukuku…I admit, I'm Gay.
Author's Note: Errmm…We're trying to make Orochimaru look gay. Any Orochimaru fans (if he has any), we're terribly sorry. Now, review and maybe we'll be motivated to do one for another character. Any requests?