: So, Yoruichi san. You and me have been together for a while, ne?
: Hm.
: You always had my back and I had yours (not literally though *sad face*)
: Hm.
: So, I was wondering, why don't we take our relationship to the next level?
: Hm? (mistrustful look)
: Well…. (wide smile) I thought maybe you should move in with me.
: I already live here. (biting her nail, totally bored)
: I meant… (scratches his hat) my room.
: … (left eye brow jumps up)
: You know…. Like a couple. (beaming with yellow teeth)
:…
: What do ya say?
: You smell!
: Aww…that hurt. Also I could shower.
: Your hat is stupid.
: No! That was below the belt Yoruichi san. (hmph)
:… (inward smile)
-Few minutes later-
: Okay, fine, I'll take off my hat. Happy?
:… (sideways look)
: What now?
: Those clothes you're wearing? When was the last time you washed them?
: What… you know I never wash my clothes. (happiness washes over his face)
:… (filing her nail intently)
: Okay…okay… I will wash them ( snapped )
:…. (without looking up from her nail)
: Now?
: Maybe.
: (wide smile) I'll tell tessai to make you 3… no… 5 pots of noodles every day.
: Okay. Fine.
:… (success)
:… (Waits on his bed with washed and conditioned hair, shirt off. finally, its time.)
: Meaw (A black cat walks in through the window and snuggles up on his pillow.)
: err... Yoruichi-san. Don't you need to… you know... turn into an attractive woman and ravish me?
: … (cat yawns)
: Okay, fine. How about we just snuggle for today? (compromise)
: … (ears moving slightly)
: Come on Yoruichi san. You know you want it! (About to pick up the cat…)
: (hiss. Scratch. Meaw. Run)
: (dumbstruck). Since when did she get a bell tied around her neck?
Somewhere around the house the black cat Yoruichi, falls back to sleep peacefully. She did not have a bell tied around her neck.
The End