Superhero
Crackish KaiHil
"What would you do if I had like a stalker/dangerous madmen after me?"
"Contact the authorities." He answered simply.
"You wouldn't try to save me?"
"Who do you think I am? Superman? Batman? Wonder Man?" He ridiculed.
"No, but I figured you would do something. Don't you have like mad skills or something?"
"I'm an athlete not some super powered human. Idiot." He mocked her.
"Well I was just saying. I thought you were great and all."
"Do I look like someone who knows 167 different martial arts? Or who is interested in being the world's greatest detective?"
"No, I just thought you might want to do it all by yourself. Go solo and stuff."
He rolled his eyes at her, "Do I look superhero-ish to you?"
After contemplating him for a moment she answered, "Yeah your right. You're just human."
Scowling his arm shot out and she fell off the bench.
Annoyed she mocked, "And by the way Kai, please, like you could ever fit Wonder Woman's boots…or Batman's for that matter."
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AN: A crackish oneshot/drabble. Hope you liked.