KS: Ah, would you look at that? I made another one. I don't know what drove me to post this, it's nothing like the real thing. Hell, I wanted to delete this at some point because I haven't been giving this much attention, but... I do this for you. Everything I write is for you great people. Now let's ge this done and over with.
Disclaimer: Do I really need to say it? It should be obvious by now.
Video Game Rap Battles 2
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
PLAYER 2: MAKOTO NAEGI!
FIGHT!
Makoto:
I'm not going to let my personal feelings interfere
So when I win this rap battle, the truth will be all clear
You say you're a lawyer, but I hardly find that elegant
Since you bluff through every trial without enough evidence
I've done some investigations and witnessed executions
And I keep it all together with my verbal fixation
I've put the pieces together, now this truth bullet will break through
I can say with certainty that the killer… is you!
Phoenix:
HOLD IT!
Just wait a moment, I having a bit of trouble believing
That one statement you made, the one regarding your feelings
Your childhood friend plotted to frame you for murder
And this made your affection for her plummet even further
Makoto, you've got spirit, but I think it's fair to warn you
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the courtroom
And about that evidence, well, turns out I have some of that
I guess there's nothing left to say, except… TAKE THAT!
Makoto:
No, that's wrong!
I don't think you understand that your career is so cray-cray
I mean, come on, your rep was nearly ruined by Furio Tigre!
But that's not all, remember that ace detective who was really a phony?
Don't remember? Hmm, let me give you a hint: look at me!
Now, I don't mean to brag, but don't try to stop me
'Cause my bars are way more hotter than Godot's brand of coffee
You think you're the best, Wright? Let me test you first
Can you find even one contradiction in this verse?
Phoenix:
OBJECTION!
Wait, I almost forgot
That your school life was turned on it's head by a teddy bear bot
And that's not all, it was being controlled by a supermodel
I have to say, that school life of yours looked pretty awful
But then again, I can relate to your strife
I myself have gotten into some pretty challenging fights
It's never always easy, but the truth must be learned
It's been fun while it lasted, but this battle is adjourned
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
KS: Yeah, I know. This one isn't as good as the last one. Maybe the one after this will be good. No promises, though.