Hey party people! This is my new story with rules/advice for the chipmunks and chipettes. I'm going to try and focus on this one. HERE WE GO! :D
Chapter 1-
This is probably one of the most important rules ever. If one of the munks or ettes are in a really good mood, DO NOT KILL THEIR MOOD!
Theodore: HEY DAVE!
Dave: …what?
Theodore: Nothing…you're in a bad mood. Don't worry. *sighs*
If you happen to witness one of the couples being romantic, don't interfere.
*Alvin snakes his arm around Brittany*
Alvin: I love you, Britt.
Brittany: I love you too, Al. *Both lean in, about to kiss…*
Me: Awww!
*Stop leaning* Both: I hate you.
Me: O.O
Don't give any of the munks coffee. Same with the chipettes.
Me: Just don't.
If Theodore wants something, he won't stop until he gets it.
Me: Beware the puppy eyes! They're too cute to resist! Arrrrgh!
Theodore: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Everyone (minus Theodore): o_O
Brittany likes hippies. Don't question it.
Dave is not aloud to cook ever again.
Simon: Last time he tried to make TOAST, he nearly set the entire house on fire!
Dave: Was it really THAT bad?
Everyone: YES!
Dave: *Sad face*
These following sayings are forever BANNED from the house.
LOL- Alvin uses it too much. He once LOL'ed when Jeanette lost her glasses and fell down the stairs. -_-
YOLO- Brittany tries to use it as an excuse for everything.
Chuck Norris did it!- Theodore keeps telling Dave this when something sets on fire.
Filthy rodent- Do I even have to explain this one?
Whilst on the topic of what is banned, here are songs that are never to be played/sung in this house.
Primadonna girl by Marina and the Diamonds- Brittany's fault.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves- Alvin's fault.
I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO- Dave…O-O.
Payphone by Maroon 5- Simon's fault.
Tik Tok by Ke$ha- Jeanette's fault :')
There are millions of other songs that are banned, but these are the main ones.
No Jaackmaate.
Me: Jaackmaate is basically this guy on Youtube, who does these rants on everything that gets him annoyed. Not to be associated with the chipmunks and chipettes. Ever.
Eleanor, for the last time. LAY OFF THE 'YO MAMMA' JOKES!
Eleanor: Why?
Me: Because Ellie, you can't say 'yo mamma' jokes to your sisters. You three have the same mum.
Eleanor: Ohh…
Me: *facepalm*
No spicy food for Simon or Jeanette.
Me: Once, Brittany gave Jeanette a chilli pepper. Jeanette had to stay in the vets for 2 weeks because her stomach imploded. A similar thing happened to Simon.
Dave, stop trolling.
Dave: *troll face* TROLOLOLOL!
Everyone else: NO!
No slush puppies.
Me: It isn't just their tongues that change colour.
*Alvin walks in with a red splodge of fur*
Me: See what I mean?
Alvin: LOL!
Me: Get out.
The girls are not aloud to use mascara.
*Eleanor and Jeanette walk in with black mascara smudged around their eyes.*
Me: Oh God…
This one goes out to Alvin and Brittany especially. As funny as it is, no prank calling Ian!
Alvin: We soon found out that he gets angry really easy! I mean, he came round our house once and nearly broke my shoulder!
Me: He poked you…
Alvin: It still hurt!
That's it for chapter 1! Please give it a chance! Suggest your ideas for new rules in a review. PEACE OUT! :D