Disclaimer: I don't own Revolutionary Girl Utena. If I did, I would make Miki put on a tutu and make him fall in love with me in a very cute way. (blush)
Revolution to Evolution
Utena: I've always wanted to be a prince. I've always wanted to see my prince. But life has got me down. Thanks to THAT bastard! (points at Saionji)
Saionji: What! Why did you point at me!
Utena: Oh, yeah right! Like you don't know! You're the idiot who challenged me to a stupid duel, which by the way I didn't intend on doing! You're the one who got me into this whole save-the-princess-kick-the-bad-guy's-ass problem!
Saionji: Well, I'm not the one who budded into my lesbian best friend's business and nobly cross-dresses to impress all my female friends!
Utena: Hey, that was my intention! Too be a prince, duh!
Saionji: And so you decide to make romance to a princess and save her from her incestuous brother, huh?
Utena: Say what! Well she was abused by you!
Anthy: Oh, you don't have to fight over me, Utena-sama.
Utena: Shut up, Anthy! Stay out of this!
Anthy: Okay, Utena-sama. (walks away)
Miki: Hey, don't talk to the Rose Bride that way!
Utena: Yahhh! (jumps back) Where did you come from!
Miki: The author of this fic randomly put me here to continue her story.
Utena: Oh. (turn around to finish her argument with Saionji) Anyway, the Rose Bri- HUH! (notices Saionji is no longer there) Where did he go! (turns to see Saionji flirting with Anthy) HEY! (both Miki and Utena sweatdrop) GET AWAY FROM HER!
Miki: Let him have her… (sighs) …as long as she is happy.
Utena: The hell I will! Look at him! He just slapped her! She doesn't want to be with him! She's into her stupid brother! (Miki anime cries) Oh get a grip of yourself man!
Kozua: Oni-sama! Utena you cross-dressing monkey! (embraces Miki)
Utena: Um… where did you come from?
Kozue: Don't break my Oni-sama's heart! Watashi no Oni-sama…
Utena: Has anybody ever told you the love you have for your brother is a bit… weird?
Kozue: Shut up! You would never understand what a love between twins! You're just jealous!
Utena: The relationship between you and Miki go way beyond the love of twins you know…coughincestcough (Kozue gives her a death glare) I mean everyone knows that you (makes quotation signs with her fingers) "love" Miki. Did you know that Miki?
Miki: (sneezes) What? I wasn't paying attention. What did you say, Utena-sempai? (both Utena and Kozue both fall over anime fashion)
Anthy: Hello, Kozue-san. God, I am getting so tired of acting so polite all of the time! Nice day, isn't it? (Kozue gives her a rude glare)
Kozue: (points at Anthy) Look, Daisy Bride!-
Anthy: Um… Rose Bride.
Kozue: Stay away from my Oni-sama!
Anthy: Okay, Kozue-san!
Kozue: (blank stare) Oh. Well okay then. Now that I got that settled, I guess I'll be seeing you around then… (begins to a walk out the door with a blank stare on her face)
Utena: …
Anthy: Okay, Utena-sama. What will we do tonight then?
Utena: Wait, where did Saionji go?
Anthy: Oh, I told him that my period started. So he got scared and ran out of the rose garden. (Utena sweatdrops)
Utena: He' s THAT easily influenced! (falls anime style once again)
Anthy: Oh my! Utena-sama! Daijoubu-ka! (lifts Utena up in a caring fashion)
Utena: Gasp! (blushes at how Anthy looks at her in one of those colorful, flowery, anime background thingies that usually express one's love and beauty towards a person) Anthy… Thanks… you look nice like that…
Anthy: Huh?
Utena: Sorry. Prince moment.
Anthy: Okay, Utena-sama!