Uhmmm. . . . . Starfox Fanfic
©2001-2002 This story was a joint story, written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!) and Amanda (AKA Zyabor). It is totally 100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission, then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
Uhmmm. . . .
Katt: Where is my Falco?
Peppy: (blinks) YOUR Falco?
Katt: Yes, MY Falco! My sweet birdie-baby!
Peppy: Oh…My…God…
Katt: (giggles) What?
Slippy: (walks in) Hi Peppy! (looks at Katt and blushes) Oh…Hi Katt…
Katt: Ua…
Peppy: I think I'm going to be sick.
Slippy: Why, Peppy?
Peppy: (shudders) Never mind.
Falco: (coming in) What's going on in here?
Katt: HI FALCO! (leaps into Falco's arms) Hi my birdie-baby!
Falco: (drops Katt abruptly) What the HELL are you doing!?
Katt: Ow… You hurt my ass…
Slippy: (running over) Are you okay, my treasure?
Katt: Don't touch me, you slimy frog!
Slippy: Maybe I should kiss you and make you all better?
Katt: Sure, you can KISS MY ASS!
Slippy: Can I!?
Peppy: Oh…My…God…
Falco: This is getting way to sick for me. I'm outta here! (starts to leave)
Fox: (enters, bumps into Falco on his way out) Oof! (hits the floor) What's going on in here?
Falco: You…do NOT want to know. (runs out, dragging Fox behind him)
Peppy: Oh…MY…God…
Katt: What's your problem, Peppy?
Peppy: (starts to cry) Ohhh…Myyy…Gooood…
Katt: If you don't like it, then you can leave!
Peppy: (leaves, muttering Oh…My…God…)
Slippy: Wow, we're all alone together Katt!
Katt: I, uh, just remembered something I forgot to do…BYE! (runs away)
Slippy: Aww… (starts to cry)
A VOICE: Slippy…
Slippy: (jumps a million miles in the air, creating a noticeable hole in the ceiling) AAAH! WHO SAID THAT!? (he lands and falls through the floor and into the basement where Fox and Falco are playing pool)
Falco: What the hell…? How'd you get down here Slippy? (looks up and sees the hole) Ah, I see you've used the giant hole puncher as your mode of transportation today.
Fox: (looks up to see the hole) Holy shit! Haha, get it? HOLE-Y. Haha! Laugh, it's a joke!
Falco: (cocks an eyebrow) Reeeally.
Peppy: (suddenly runs through, shaking his head) Oh…My…God… (leaves out the door)
Falco: (directs his thumb toward the door where Peppy left) A running gag.
Fox: What's up with him?
Slippy: Uhhh…
Falco: What the HELL is Katt doing here anyhow?
Fox: Uhh… Eating cheese?
Falco: (blinks) Riiight… Fox, what've you been smoking?
Fox: (starts to hop) Euh… Does sugar count?
Falco: (pauses) Oh dear. Dammit Fox! Who gave you sugar!?
Fox: (still bouncing, points to Slippy)
Falco: (blinks) Okay, Slippy. You wanna die NOW or later, bitch?
Slippy: Uhh… I just remembered I forgot to fix. BYE! (leaves)
Fox: (continues bouncing) HAHA! SLIPPY'S GONNA KISS SOMETHING!
Falco: (grabs Fox by the back of the neck) Fox, sit down before you hurt yourself. Or I hurt you. Or something.
Fox: (scratches head) Euhh… Is that possible?
Falco: Oh, believe me, Fox, it is! NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Fox: (tenses up) Okay! Don't hurt me! (sits)
Falco: Thaaat's better.
Fox: So… Can I get up now?
Falco: STAY THERE, you bitch!
Fox: Eee! Okay!
-UPSTAIRS IN THE LIVING ROOM-
Slippy: I wonder what that voice was?
A VOICE: SLIPPY!
Slippy: AAH! (jumps up and hits his had on the ceiling, falls back down) Aah… Pretty birdies… (collapses)
-AFTER AN HOUR-
Slippy: (wakes up) Ah, what a nice dream! (He was marrying Katt! EEEW!) Hey, shut-up Mr. Narrator person! (THAT'S MISS NARRATOR PERSON TO YOU, BUB!) …Whatever…
A VOICE: SLIPPY! God dammit, listen to me!
Slippy: AAAH! Who are you?
A VOICE: Slippy… I am your father…
Slippy: Really!?
A VOICE: No.
Slippy: Oh. Crap. Then whose father ARE you?
A VOICE: Yours!
Slippy: Wow! Really?
A VOICE: No, dipshit! We just went through that!
Slippy: Oh… Right.
A VOICE: I am Fox's father.
Slippy: Really?
A VOICE: …Yes.
Slippy: Oh! Wow! So you're James.
A VOICE: No, you stupid frog. I'm JAMES!
Slippy: Oh, sorry.
James: You'd better be, you tadpole bitch.
Slippy: Eh heh heh.
James: Get my son stupid!
Slippy: Where are you, James?
James: My name isn't James. It's JAMES!!!
Slippy: Er… Okay… James…
James: IT'S JAMES!!!
Slippy: THAT'S WHAT I FREAKEN SAID!!!
James: YOU CALLED ME JAMIE!!!
Jamey: (the female fox enters) Someone call?
Fox: JAMEY MY SWEET! (he's so high on sugar that he blasts through the hole, puts his arms around Jamey) Let's go have some alone time, baby!
Jamey: (winks at the camera) Eat your heart out, Fara! (the two start to leave)
James: WAAAIT!!!
Fox: AAAAH! Who said that!?
James: Fox… It's me! Your father!
Fox: (…stops) Daddy?
James: Yes! It's me! (He walks out of a closet… ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Fox: DADDY!!!
James: Ua… Yeah….
Jamey: Kay! Get in here and join the excitement!
Kiara: (the female avianno relation to Falco enters just as Falco walks up the stairs…)
Falco: FOX!!! I thought I told you to sit your (notices Kiara) aaaa… Kiara! (scoops her up in his arms) When'd you get here?
Kiara: Like… A second before I flew off the ground!
Falco: Haha, (dreamy-like) you're so funny, Kiara!
Peppy: (comes in, sees Falco and Kiara. Points at them) Now THAT'S what I like to see!
Fox: (still appalled) Daddy!
Katt: (comes in, sees Falco with Kiara!) FALCO! How could you do this to me!?
Falco: Easy. (kisses Kiara)
Katt: NNOOOOOOO!!! (falls on the floor)
Slippy: My Kitty-Katt! (runs to her side)
Kiara: (stops kissing Falco) Whoa… That happened fast.
Fox: I got an idea! (looks over beside him to Jamey) Hiii… (looks bashful) Hehe…
Jamey: Fox… Are you Okay?
Fox: YEAH! FINE! (pulls her aside and kisses her)
Slippy: Hmph! No fair!
Katt: I know, haha, stupid.
Slippy: (kisses Katt)
Katt: AAAAAH!!! EWEWEW… Hey… I kinda liked it… (kisses Slippy)
Peppy: Oh… My… God…
Slippy: YAY!
Peppy: That's… Just… WROOOOOONG…
Katt: I love you Slippy!
-…. SLIPPY WAKES UP-
Fox: Hey, Slip. You Okay? You had quit a fall.
Slippy: (looks up, sees the hole) OH SHIT!!!
THE END
DON'T ASK!!!
©2001-2002 This story was a joint story, written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!) and Amanda (AKA Zyabor). It is totally 100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission, then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
Uhmmm. . . .
Katt: Where is my Falco?
Peppy: (blinks) YOUR Falco?
Katt: Yes, MY Falco! My sweet birdie-baby!
Peppy: Oh…My…God…
Katt: (giggles) What?
Slippy: (walks in) Hi Peppy! (looks at Katt and blushes) Oh…Hi Katt…
Katt: Ua…
Peppy: I think I'm going to be sick.
Slippy: Why, Peppy?
Peppy: (shudders) Never mind.
Falco: (coming in) What's going on in here?
Katt: HI FALCO! (leaps into Falco's arms) Hi my birdie-baby!
Falco: (drops Katt abruptly) What the HELL are you doing!?
Katt: Ow… You hurt my ass…
Slippy: (running over) Are you okay, my treasure?
Katt: Don't touch me, you slimy frog!
Slippy: Maybe I should kiss you and make you all better?
Katt: Sure, you can KISS MY ASS!
Slippy: Can I!?
Peppy: Oh…My…God…
Falco: This is getting way to sick for me. I'm outta here! (starts to leave)
Fox: (enters, bumps into Falco on his way out) Oof! (hits the floor) What's going on in here?
Falco: You…do NOT want to know. (runs out, dragging Fox behind him)
Peppy: Oh…MY…God…
Katt: What's your problem, Peppy?
Peppy: (starts to cry) Ohhh…Myyy…Gooood…
Katt: If you don't like it, then you can leave!
Peppy: (leaves, muttering Oh…My…God…)
Slippy: Wow, we're all alone together Katt!
Katt: I, uh, just remembered something I forgot to do…BYE! (runs away)
Slippy: Aww… (starts to cry)
A VOICE: Slippy…
Slippy: (jumps a million miles in the air, creating a noticeable hole in the ceiling) AAAH! WHO SAID THAT!? (he lands and falls through the floor and into the basement where Fox and Falco are playing pool)
Falco: What the hell…? How'd you get down here Slippy? (looks up and sees the hole) Ah, I see you've used the giant hole puncher as your mode of transportation today.
Fox: (looks up to see the hole) Holy shit! Haha, get it? HOLE-Y. Haha! Laugh, it's a joke!
Falco: (cocks an eyebrow) Reeeally.
Peppy: (suddenly runs through, shaking his head) Oh…My…God… (leaves out the door)
Falco: (directs his thumb toward the door where Peppy left) A running gag.
Fox: What's up with him?
Slippy: Uhhh…
Falco: What the HELL is Katt doing here anyhow?
Fox: Uhh… Eating cheese?
Falco: (blinks) Riiight… Fox, what've you been smoking?
Fox: (starts to hop) Euh… Does sugar count?
Falco: (pauses) Oh dear. Dammit Fox! Who gave you sugar!?
Fox: (still bouncing, points to Slippy)
Falco: (blinks) Okay, Slippy. You wanna die NOW or later, bitch?
Slippy: Uhh… I just remembered I forgot to fix. BYE! (leaves)
Fox: (continues bouncing) HAHA! SLIPPY'S GONNA KISS SOMETHING!
Falco: (grabs Fox by the back of the neck) Fox, sit down before you hurt yourself. Or I hurt you. Or something.
Fox: (scratches head) Euhh… Is that possible?
Falco: Oh, believe me, Fox, it is! NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Fox: (tenses up) Okay! Don't hurt me! (sits)
Falco: Thaaat's better.
Fox: So… Can I get up now?
Falco: STAY THERE, you bitch!
Fox: Eee! Okay!
-UPSTAIRS IN THE LIVING ROOM-
Slippy: I wonder what that voice was?
A VOICE: SLIPPY!
Slippy: AAH! (jumps up and hits his had on the ceiling, falls back down) Aah… Pretty birdies… (collapses)
-AFTER AN HOUR-
Slippy: (wakes up) Ah, what a nice dream! (He was marrying Katt! EEEW!) Hey, shut-up Mr. Narrator person! (THAT'S MISS NARRATOR PERSON TO YOU, BUB!) …Whatever…
A VOICE: SLIPPY! God dammit, listen to me!
Slippy: AAAH! Who are you?
A VOICE: Slippy… I am your father…
Slippy: Really!?
A VOICE: No.
Slippy: Oh. Crap. Then whose father ARE you?
A VOICE: Yours!
Slippy: Wow! Really?
A VOICE: No, dipshit! We just went through that!
Slippy: Oh… Right.
A VOICE: I am Fox's father.
Slippy: Really?
A VOICE: …Yes.
Slippy: Oh! Wow! So you're James.
A VOICE: No, you stupid frog. I'm JAMES!
Slippy: Oh, sorry.
James: You'd better be, you tadpole bitch.
Slippy: Eh heh heh.
James: Get my son stupid!
Slippy: Where are you, James?
James: My name isn't James. It's JAMES!!!
Slippy: Er… Okay… James…
James: IT'S JAMES!!!
Slippy: THAT'S WHAT I FREAKEN SAID!!!
James: YOU CALLED ME JAMIE!!!
Jamey: (the female fox enters) Someone call?
Fox: JAMEY MY SWEET! (he's so high on sugar that he blasts through the hole, puts his arms around Jamey) Let's go have some alone time, baby!
Jamey: (winks at the camera) Eat your heart out, Fara! (the two start to leave)
James: WAAAIT!!!
Fox: AAAAH! Who said that!?
James: Fox… It's me! Your father!
Fox: (…stops) Daddy?
James: Yes! It's me! (He walks out of a closet… ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Fox: DADDY!!!
James: Ua… Yeah….
Jamey: Kay! Get in here and join the excitement!
Kiara: (the female avianno relation to Falco enters just as Falco walks up the stairs…)
Falco: FOX!!! I thought I told you to sit your (notices Kiara) aaaa… Kiara! (scoops her up in his arms) When'd you get here?
Kiara: Like… A second before I flew off the ground!
Falco: Haha, (dreamy-like) you're so funny, Kiara!
Peppy: (comes in, sees Falco and Kiara. Points at them) Now THAT'S what I like to see!
Fox: (still appalled) Daddy!
Katt: (comes in, sees Falco with Kiara!) FALCO! How could you do this to me!?
Falco: Easy. (kisses Kiara)
Katt: NNOOOOOOO!!! (falls on the floor)
Slippy: My Kitty-Katt! (runs to her side)
Kiara: (stops kissing Falco) Whoa… That happened fast.
Fox: I got an idea! (looks over beside him to Jamey) Hiii… (looks bashful) Hehe…
Jamey: Fox… Are you Okay?
Fox: YEAH! FINE! (pulls her aside and kisses her)
Slippy: Hmph! No fair!
Katt: I know, haha, stupid.
Slippy: (kisses Katt)
Katt: AAAAAH!!! EWEWEW… Hey… I kinda liked it… (kisses Slippy)
Peppy: Oh… My… God…
Slippy: YAY!
Peppy: That's… Just… WROOOOOONG…
Katt: I love you Slippy!
-…. SLIPPY WAKES UP-
Fox: Hey, Slip. You Okay? You had quit a fall.
Slippy: (looks up, sees the hole) OH SHIT!!!
THE END
DON'T ASK!!!