It was a stormy night and Dommy was sitting by the widow, wondering what to do. His friend Justin just sent him some intense dank memes... What shall I do with the dank memes? He wondered to himself. He didn't know if these memes were illegal or not, but what did it matter, he was screwed anyway. He recently started to pirate movies when discovering that side of the Internet. Dominic unlocked his phone. Snapchat: from Justin. It read. Deep breaths began as he typed in his passcode. Heart rate increasing. Sweat dripping from his forehead. His hands started to shake. "Why is he doing this to me?" He asked himself out loud. He could feel the dankness intensity increase as he swiped on his home screen, leaving a streak of sweat behind it. Until he reached the third page and saw the source of the memes: Snapchat. "I must do it for the memes, my future children depend on the presence of these memes." He said nervously as his finger reached for the icon. It opened. He felt his heart skip a beat when he saw the bottom left icon light up red, indicating a new snap received. Dom knew that his future was on the line and he must do this. He swiped to the left and closed his eyes. "May the meme lord bless me with the dankness of the memes!" He yelled, standing now. "Dominic shut the fuck up with your dank meme bullshit!" Dom's mother yelled with fury across the house. "You already went as your favorite meme for Halloween last year!" Dominic ignored her and focused on his mission. Dominic said goodbye to his dank meme virginity and pressed his fiver firmly on the snap he had just received from Justin. I am one now with the meme lord.