Why a Gamer, a Psycho, and a Bookworm Are Not Allowed in Videogames

(anymore…)

By: Bitter

Chapter 1: Kingdom Hearts 2

DISCLAIMER: I Don't own it…

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Roxas was fighting a bunch of things in white coats. Fighting these weird flying thingys, when suddenly this weird dude ran out from the forest. He was tall and skinny with greenish-blue eyes and black hair. He wore a pair of baggy jeans and a maroon hoodie.

"I'M A FLYING MAROON AVACADO!" The boy yelled as he ran.

"COME BACK HERE MAURICE!" A psychotic chick ran out from the forest after him. She was lithe with blueish-gray eyes and waist length gray-blonde hair. She wore pair of ripped up guy jeans, and a black wife beater with a green jacket.

"FOR THE LAST TIME SYDNEY, HIS NAME IS PAT!" Yet another chick ran out of the forest. She was shorter than Sydney, and had long red hair and hazel eyes. She wore baggy black pants and a white wife beater with a black zipper hoodie. She stopped for a second and looked at Roxas. "Hi," she then noticed the other two chasing each other around the clearing, "bye." WTF! Roxas thought who the heck are these people. Why are they chasing each other, and WHY does that guy think he's an avocado.

The chase ended when the blonde girl, Sydney, stopped suddenly and stared at the flying white thing.

"Why is that thing flying?" She asked, "Better yet what the hell is it?" She asked without giving Roxas a chance to answer. The other two were still chasing eachother around. Sydney walked up to Roxas and started circling him. "You dress weird." She stated as if she said this everyday. Then she proceeded to examine is key blade and tug at his hair. "How do you do that?" She asked, yet again, "Do you just hold a blow dryer at your head?" Roxas looked at her incredulously. What the heck was a blow dryer?

The other two stopped and came over. The girl from before introduced herself. "Hi, I'm sorry about the rudeness of me and me friends. My name is Lizzy and – WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?" She just now noticed the heartless. There was a loud bang and the white thing fell from the sky. "Hi, I'm Pat." Said the teen with a smoking gun.

"I thought your name was Maurice?" "No," Pat answered, "That's just what Sydney calls me. She's a little out there, if you know what I mean." "Not really," Roxas said giving Pat a weird look. "She's mental," He stage whispered. "I am not." Sydney stated indignantly. "Syd, he just said you're mental." Lizzy told her. "Oh, right that. I thought you were talking about something else." With that she walked off.

"Do you need a place to stay?" Roxas blurted out. "Why yes I do," said Sydney, randomly reappearing. "What about your friends?" Roxas asked. "Oh, them? Feh, they can sleep in the woods. Ouch." She sat down on the ground holding her head while Pat looked on triumphantly. "I finally got you!" He yelled. "I'm going to make you pay." She said quietly, and with that they were off. Sydney chasing Pat once again.

Lizzy sighed. "This is what happened last time. I'll see you later." And they all left Roxas wondering if he would ever see them again.