Warriors: Randomness
Chapter 1: Is that an Invitation?
It was a sunny day in-----"NOO!! No sunnyness!" Graystripe popped out of the bramble.
Sandstorm looked at Graystripe as if he was riding a unicorn in a tutu,
"Excuse me Graystripe? I was telling a story to the kits."
Graystripe nodded solemnly and whispered in her ear,
"You---" he began to scream,
"You've got mail!!!"
After covering her ears and thwacking Graystripe over the head with a randomly placed bench, Sandstorm made it to the ThunderClan Post Office.
"Squirrelflight….mmmm." Brambleclaw, the Post Office attendant was making noises underneath the table.
"Ahem." Sandstorm put on her best "Professor Umbridge" impersonation-even though the cats didn't know who the heck she was- that made Brambleclaw leap up.
"Yes?"
He was covered in Squirrelflight's unmistakable "fire brand in the sun" pelt that she shared with her father that Sandstorm rolled her eyes,
"My mail?"
Nodding, the tabby got out a black envelope; he mewed suddenly in a dark sinister voice,
"So far every one has gotten one of these young missy!"
Sandstorm nodded as she backed away, thinking, either he's being possessed by his daddy again or he got high off of Squirrelflight's new cell phone battery.
Padding back to her spot in the Warrior den, Sandstorm opened the black envelope; which said:
YOU ARE INVITED TO:
Brightheart's SPUR OF THE MOMENT
Emo/Goth Party!...
All Clans are invited.
P.S
It's very spurryfulll….
Though Sandstorm wasn't the "Emo/Goth Party" type, she did love parties!
Get your kicks, on Route 66! Get your kicks, on Route 66!-"Ya? Hello? Sandah? It's meh, Mouseh! Did'yay get teh Emo/Goth Paaarty invite???"
PAUSE
"Uh, hi Mousefur-Mouseh. Yeah, I got an invitation. Aren't you supposed to be an old warrior?"
PAUSE, THEN HISSING
"Like totally shut up! Anyways, are you going??"
"Yes."
SNAP!
"That was weird…."
Sandstorm padded to her mate's den.
"Firestar?" A sound from a hole in the den came,
"Yeah, uh, hold on." Firestar came out in a black outfit,
"I'm uh, getting ready for the party. You goin'?"
Sandstorm's eyes grew wide and she ran into the hole. A second later, she came out in a black and pink outfit.
"Like, totally cute right?"
Nodding Firestar padded out, and jumped onto the High thing,
"All cats old enough to catch their own- All cats going to the Emo/Goth party come over here!!!"
Everyone came out. They were all dressed up in odd outfits.
"Okay-dokay guyses, the other cats from the other Clans are coming!" Firestar smiled and pulled out his cell phone,
"Hey Spottedleaf, can you come down and do a favor?"
With a shimmering thing of light, the former Medicine Cat came down from StarClan.
"Okayy! Yeah! Let's go!!! ThunderClan! Let's get ready for this party!!"
She put on loud none Emo/Goth music to get everyone excited and they made ThunderClan's camp into a party zone, for Emo/Goth people.
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