King Cold is sitting in the throne room, being in his second form (you know, the one we saw him at Trunkses
Saga). Freeza enters, being in his first form, and bows before his father, out of respect.
-Dad, if you don't mind, i'm going on a quest to some planet called Namek to find some magic spheres. Is it
ok?
-Personally, i see no problem, but, i have to ask Lord Appule first.
-What? Even for this? Why do we have to get his permission for everyth...
Cold slaps Freeza.
-Are you insane? he asks his son. If Appule heard you, he'd kill both of us. Appule is the ultimate divine
being. Even in my final form, which is tens of times stronger than your own final form, i'm not even as strong
as his buttworms. He could kill us all just for the sake of a whim of his. We should be grateful that he doesn't
like publicity and lets us be the rulers while he chills in the darkness.
Appule enters.
-Zup homos?.
Both Freeza and his father try their best not to react to that insult, which would mean death for anyone else
daring to talk like that to the Icers. They bow before Appule.
-Umm, Lord Appule Freeza shyly begins, i was wondering if your majesty could have the kind heartedness
of giving me the permission to go to Namek to find some magic spheres that grant immortality. Since you're
already immortal and, even with one quadrillion milleniums of 24 hour per day 1000x gravity training, i would
never even begin to approach 0.0000000000001% of your power, i thought you wouldn't mind if i became
immortal too.
Appule thinks for a while.
-Okay, it sounds fun. But, on one condition. I'll come with you. I'm pretty bored in the palace. Also, just for
the fun of it, we'll pretend that i'm one of your servants, ok?
Freeza is baffled.
-H-how come?.
Cold gets horrified to realize the goof his son just did. Appule wide opens his eyes in rage.
-You just dared to question the god's will?
He grabs Freeza by the neck and starts chocking him.
-N-no, Lord Appule, please forgive him Cold desperately cries.
Appule lets go of Freeza.
-Okay, i'll let him go this time. But, both of you shall fall on your four limbs and bark like dogs. NOW.
Feeling totally humiliated, they do so. Freeza hesitates and lets a grrr escape his mouth.
-I can hear no barks Appule yells impatiently.
Immediately, the terrified Icers both start barking like crazy.

About 25 years later...
-...and that's how i went to Namek with Freeza Appule concludes. Soon after that, i got bored and left. As
i heard later, Freeza screwed up the mission.
-That's true, my lord Bills says. He was defeated by someone who later became the Super Saiyan God and
fought me.
-Hmm, interesting. Maybe i should pay that guy a visit. Which planet is he on?
-Earth, my lord Whis says. By the way, where have you been for 25 years?
Whis immediately covers his mouth with his hand in horror, when he realizes what he just said. Appule gets
an outraged expression.
-Did you ask the one and only true god where he was? Do i have do give you a report about where i go? Are
we married and i don't know it?
-My lord, i'm awfully sorry, i didn't mean to. NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT, NOOO, mffff
Whis can no longer speak, for Appule has stuck Whises head into Bills' butt. The purple cat is now screaming
in pain. Leaving them at this position, Appule is heading to Earth.

Planet Earth. Goku and Vegeta are waiting for the chi they've sensed approaching. Because of the grave
danger, they repeated the SSJG ritual, so that Vegeta could absorb those powers too. Now that both of them
are SSJGs, their fusion will be also able to transform.
-Get ready, Vegeta, he's coming.
-I'm ready, Kakarrot.
They both wear the potaras and Vegerrot is formed. Immediately, he's transformed into SSJG. With the power
he now has, he could beat Bills and Whis with the same ease that you or i can kill two ants, no
exaggeration. Appule appears.
-Hello, alien Vegerrot says. I can sense you're the greatest danger the universe has ever seen. I have to
make sure you're blasted to atoms.
Vegerrot launches the new attack he deviced, the Bigbangfinalflashgallickgunkamehameha, which has a
multiplier equal to the multipliers of all those attacks multiplied together! The blast hits head on. An explosion
that has never been seen before occurs. When the smokes clear, Appule is there, as if nothing happened!
Vegerrot is terrified.
-Your stroke was nice. You stroke like a chick Appule says.
He gives a slap on Vegerrot's guts. Vegerrot falls on his knees and vomits about one litre of blood. Then, he
gives him a light slap on the face. Vegerrot's face gets malformed and all his teeth break.
-Nice. Now that you don't have any teeth, you're perfect for fellatio.
He lowers his pants.
-Suck it he demands.
Vegerrot hesitates.
-SUCK IT, OR I'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE Appule yells.
Vegerrot starts sucking Appule's dick. When he's done, after Appule has forced him to swallow even the last
drop, Appule gives him a piece of paper.
-Read this loudly, so loudly that the whole universe will hear it.
Vegerrot hesitates.
-NOW a mad Appule yells.
Vegerrot starts reading as loudly as he can.
-Appule's cum is the best thing i've ever tasted. Oh, the things i'd do to taste it again