Spongebob is walking when he runs into the prettiest girl in the sea (well to him at least) this is how their convo went:
(They bump into each other)
Spongebob: oh sorry I didn't see you there
Girl: what you saying I am too ugly for you to see me?
Spongebob: no you are not ugly, but you shure aint skinny
Girl: so you are calling me fat
Spongebob: well I aint calling you for dinner
Girl: that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, KISS ME
(they kiss)
Spongebob: gaspcome with me we can live forever together!
Girl: okay, umm…-
Spongebob: in the orange pineapple, you can't miss it I-
Girl: I know that, I come watch you sleep every night
Spongebob: huh-
Girl: yeah, duh, I come to your window every night and watch you sleep
Spongebob: um okay
Girl: yeah, no never mind I hate you, can I kill you?
Spongebob: yeah sure, but can you do me one last favor first
Girl: sure
Spongebob: Can you please feed Gary?
Girl: shure
STAB STAB! DIE! HA! gary starves and runs away only to find a new owner who treats him better than SB ever did!