Touhou Goes Western
Marisa: "hi fat boy!"
Cartman: "ay! don't call me fat butt fucker!"
Kyle: "suck Cartman's cock."
Marisa: "ok."
*sucking Cartman's cock*
Cartman: *sighs*
*squirt*
*gulp*
Marisa: "thank you sir."
Cartman : " who the hell are you?"
Marisa : " I'm Marisa Kirisame."
Later at night.
Reimu : " my name is Reimu Hakurei...I'm Kyuko Takanawa's grandmother."
Stan: "i'm Stanley Marsh."
The next day.
Stan: " I wonder if Wendy is alright."
Flandre: "you'll be our sex slave forever."
Wendy: "you'll never rape or kill me in time...Stan's already going to save me first!"
Remilia: "we'll see about that."
Butters: "oh my god...are...are they the fabled Scarlet Sisters? I have to tell Stan and quick!"
Flandre : " Your precious Stan will belong to Kyuko one way or another."
Aya: "I like you Patchie."
Patchouli: "I like you too Aya."
*kissing each other *
Craig: "room for one more?"
Aya: "why not?"
*threesome orgy going*
Craig: "i'm gonna...I'm gonna cum!"
*squirt *
Patchouli: "thank you little one."
Meanwhile.
Youmu: "die you fat american!"
Kenny: "*muffled* holy shit dude. *death ratlle*"
Stan: "oh my god! She killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "you bastard!"
Butters : " Stan...the Scarlet Sisters kidnapped Wendy...she might be dead."
Stan: "dead? Not if we kill them first...let's save Wendy once and for all!"
When they got here...they saw a pink hat of a nine year old.
Butters: "oh no!"
Stan: "so...was it a prank? It's not fucking funny...don't piss me off again."
Butters : " I tried to save her but..."
Stan: "no goddamn buts!"
Remilia: " too damn easy."
Later on the first of september.
Kyle: "How's it like to be in 5th grade?"
Kyuko : " fine."
Kyle : " I hope nothing happens besides me and my friends being held back."
Momoji : " * muffled * don't worry about that."
The End.