SERIOUSLY TWISTED MOVIE
HahahahaHAAAAAA! The night belongs to the weird ones! With my dark chocolate at my side, I am invincible! *laughs maniacly*
Uh, *clears throat* sorry about up there. I really shouldn't eat chocolate at 1:00am, sugar and caffeine together definitely make me too hyper.
DISCLAIMER: Oh I am just too weird to own Pokémon, or any of the movies mentioned in this warped fic, ya already know that.
Now this is just a really stupid, pointless fic. But then, that's what I write at 1:00am after overdosing on choclolate. Basically, our beloved friends, Ash, Misty and Brock, get stuck in some movies...
Ash, Brock and Misty had just arrived in a new town. They didn't bother to find out the name of the town, because it was raining and they wanted to get out of it. Actually, it wasn't raining, it was pouring, hailing, snowing, and generally the weather was as unpleasant as a Gyarados that hadn't got any sleep.
"AAH! We gotta get outta this!" cried Ash, spitting out all the water that went in his mouth. Unfortunately there was so much water in his mouth it created a river which washed them down the street, and into the first building they saw. *big crash*
"PiiiKaaAAchuu!" We went straight through that wall!
"I can see that Pikachu," said Ash.
"Where are we?" asked Misty, climbing to her feet. "Aah! Where's Togepi?"
"Togi togi prrrriiiiiii!"
Togepi walked over to a whole pile of cans. She opened one and pulled out a strip of film from a movie. [I just want to point out, I don't know what that stuff is called!]
"Togi togi!"
She unwound the whole thing, leaving film all over the floor.
"Hey, where's Brock?" wondered Ash.
"Uhh..." groaned Brock. He climbed out from under all the cans that had fallen on him after he crashed into a stack of them.
"Togi togi prrrriiiiii!"
Togepi began to wind film around him.
"Togepi, don't do that!" said Ash. He took a step toward her, meaning to stop her. But instead, he tripped over a piece of film and *big scary flash of lightning* fell into the movie!
"Aah! Where did Ash go?" said Brock.
"Huh? Where am I?" Ash looked around. He was standing in a big city, at least, it was big, but it didn't look big to Ash, as he was for some reason the same height as the skyscrapers.
"Misty? Brock? Pikachu?" Ash called, or anyhow, he tried to call, but it sounded more like a dinosaur roaring. He looked down at himself, and nearly fainted at what he saw.
He looked like a giant mutant iguana standing on two legs. The fact is, he was a giant mutant iguana standing on two legs. What was even weirder was the fact that he was still wearing his jeans with the Pokéballs on his belt, and his red and white hat!
"AAH!" he yelled, but again it came out as a roar.
Just then, four fighter planes came flying up. Ash started running. What was scary was, he wasn't making himself run, he had no control as he dodged the buildings and gunfire from the aircraft.
"What's going on?" he cried (well roared).
One of the planes shot two heat-seeking missiles. Ash ducked and they hit a big building.
As he kept running. he realised who's body he was in.
"AAH! I'm GODZILLA!"
Back in the store room place, Brock and Misty were very worried.
"Where did Ash go?" asked Misty.
"I don't know," replied Brock. "He fell over, then he disappeared!"
"He couldn't have disappeared, just like-" Just then Misty tripped over another piece of film. "Aah!" and fell into it.
"Where am I?" she wondered. She looked around. She was in a world that looked totally fake. She was standing on a yellow brick road with a little black dog behind her. Misty looked at herself. "Aah!" she cried, "Why am I wearing clothes like Dorothy in 'The Wizard Of Oz?"
Then she realised that she was walking down the yellow brick road. She tried to stop, but couldn't. And all around her were these midgets wearing stupid clothes and heaps of makeup, making them look like dolls. They were singing "Follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!"
"AAAAH!" Misty screamed. "I AM Dorothy! AAAAH!"
Back in the tin can place, Brock and Pikachu were very worried. Togepi wasn't, but then, Togepi didn't ever get worried.
"Togtogprrriiiiiii!"
Togepi was having the time of her life, wrapping Brock in film.
"Whoahhh!" cried Brock, as he tripped over too, and fell into the film as well. *scary music* Bah bah bah BUUUUUM!
Brock saw that he was in the jungle, standing on a tree branch. He looked down, then wished he hadn't, because the ground was twenty feet down. He realised that he was wearing a leopard skin loincloth and nothing else, but at least he hadn't changed in appearence.
Suddenly, he grabbed a vine and jumped off the branch. "AAAAH!"
By now you know, he wasn't doing that on purpose.
As he swung, he could hear singing in the background.
"Brock, Brock, Brock of the jungle,
Strong as he can be,"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Brock, having seen George of the Jungle and knowing what was going to happen.
"Watch out for that-"
*smashes into tree* CRASH!
"-tree."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Oh no, I guess the effect of the chocolate still hasn't worn off. Oh well. 'Till tomorrow night! By the way, please review!
HahahahaHAAAAAA! The night belongs to the weird ones! With my dark chocolate at my side, I am invincible! *laughs maniacly*
Uh, *clears throat* sorry about up there. I really shouldn't eat chocolate at 1:00am, sugar and caffeine together definitely make me too hyper.
DISCLAIMER: Oh I am just too weird to own Pokémon, or any of the movies mentioned in this warped fic, ya already know that.
Now this is just a really stupid, pointless fic. But then, that's what I write at 1:00am after overdosing on choclolate. Basically, our beloved friends, Ash, Misty and Brock, get stuck in some movies...
Ash, Brock and Misty had just arrived in a new town. They didn't bother to find out the name of the town, because it was raining and they wanted to get out of it. Actually, it wasn't raining, it was pouring, hailing, snowing, and generally the weather was as unpleasant as a Gyarados that hadn't got any sleep.
"AAH! We gotta get outta this!" cried Ash, spitting out all the water that went in his mouth. Unfortunately there was so much water in his mouth it created a river which washed them down the street, and into the first building they saw. *big crash*
"PiiiKaaAAchuu!" We went straight through that wall!
"I can see that Pikachu," said Ash.
"Where are we?" asked Misty, climbing to her feet. "Aah! Where's Togepi?"
"Togi togi prrrriiiiiii!"
Togepi walked over to a whole pile of cans. She opened one and pulled out a strip of film from a movie. [I just want to point out, I don't know what that stuff is called!]
"Togi togi!"
She unwound the whole thing, leaving film all over the floor.
"Hey, where's Brock?" wondered Ash.
"Uhh..." groaned Brock. He climbed out from under all the cans that had fallen on him after he crashed into a stack of them.
"Togi togi prrrriiiiii!"
Togepi began to wind film around him.
"Togepi, don't do that!" said Ash. He took a step toward her, meaning to stop her. But instead, he tripped over a piece of film and *big scary flash of lightning* fell into the movie!
"Aah! Where did Ash go?" said Brock.
"Huh? Where am I?" Ash looked around. He was standing in a big city, at least, it was big, but it didn't look big to Ash, as he was for some reason the same height as the skyscrapers.
"Misty? Brock? Pikachu?" Ash called, or anyhow, he tried to call, but it sounded more like a dinosaur roaring. He looked down at himself, and nearly fainted at what he saw.
He looked like a giant mutant iguana standing on two legs. The fact is, he was a giant mutant iguana standing on two legs. What was even weirder was the fact that he was still wearing his jeans with the Pokéballs on his belt, and his red and white hat!
"AAH!" he yelled, but again it came out as a roar.
Just then, four fighter planes came flying up. Ash started running. What was scary was, he wasn't making himself run, he had no control as he dodged the buildings and gunfire from the aircraft.
"What's going on?" he cried (well roared).
One of the planes shot two heat-seeking missiles. Ash ducked and they hit a big building.
As he kept running. he realised who's body he was in.
"AAH! I'm GODZILLA!"
Back in the store room place, Brock and Misty were very worried.
"Where did Ash go?" asked Misty.
"I don't know," replied Brock. "He fell over, then he disappeared!"
"He couldn't have disappeared, just like-" Just then Misty tripped over another piece of film. "Aah!" and fell into it.
"Where am I?" she wondered. She looked around. She was in a world that looked totally fake. She was standing on a yellow brick road with a little black dog behind her. Misty looked at herself. "Aah!" she cried, "Why am I wearing clothes like Dorothy in 'The Wizard Of Oz?"
Then she realised that she was walking down the yellow brick road. She tried to stop, but couldn't. And all around her were these midgets wearing stupid clothes and heaps of makeup, making them look like dolls. They were singing "Follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!"
"AAAAH!" Misty screamed. "I AM Dorothy! AAAAH!"
Back in the tin can place, Brock and Pikachu were very worried. Togepi wasn't, but then, Togepi didn't ever get worried.
"Togtogprrriiiiiii!"
Togepi was having the time of her life, wrapping Brock in film.
"Whoahhh!" cried Brock, as he tripped over too, and fell into the film as well. *scary music* Bah bah bah BUUUUUM!
Brock saw that he was in the jungle, standing on a tree branch. He looked down, then wished he hadn't, because the ground was twenty feet down. He realised that he was wearing a leopard skin loincloth and nothing else, but at least he hadn't changed in appearence.
Suddenly, he grabbed a vine and jumped off the branch. "AAAAH!"
By now you know, he wasn't doing that on purpose.
As he swung, he could hear singing in the background.
"Brock, Brock, Brock of the jungle,
Strong as he can be,"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Brock, having seen George of the Jungle and knowing what was going to happen.
"Watch out for that-"
*smashes into tree* CRASH!
"-tree."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Oh no, I guess the effect of the chocolate still hasn't worn off. Oh well. 'Till tomorrow night! By the way, please review!