Chaos reigns supreme!!!
Amai = HHA
Tatari = Hi
Hi! I've never actually POSTED a story before but I've written a bunch sooooooo... I'm posting this one and praying that someone goes to my, very remote, but cool web site. Don't panic at the size: Hometown.aol.com/hieibabygirl/hieiobsession.html. Don't click it. It's not a link...
Anyways! My name is Hi Akurei, my partner in crime's Japanese name eludes my memory but at least I can remember AND spell mine. So I'll call her HHA. (Highly hyper active...) I shall now introduce my muses:
Hiei: Let me out now!
Kurama: Yes, please, let us out of this room. The white padded walls are blinding me...
Me, A.K.A. Hi (Hee): Sorry boys. But you have to help us write!
HHA: Yep! You gotta help poor old Hi write her crummy story 'cause she's to dumb to finish it!
Hi: *Grinds teeth...* Crummy? Crummy? CRUMMY!? MY STORY'S ARE NOT CRUMMY THEY'RE GOOD AND I'M GOING TO BE A FAMOUSE WRITER ONE DAY WHILE YOU SIT IN A TRAILOR WAITING FOR...
HHA: My gorgeous husband to walk in with a dozen roses because my broadway show was a complete blow out!
Kurama: Someone...please...help!!!
Hiei: Idiots...
Ok! On with the story!
Chaos reigns supreme...
The wind blowed about the young witch and her fairy friend in the hot June weather. They flew with the sun to their backs and sweat dripping from their noses. Tatari, a witch, was not a hideouse hag like the common steryotype, but instead was young and pretty with soothing green eyes and long black hair. Her skin was without a trace of green, and instead a creamy tan and white color that looked pale. Her broom flew gracefully through the sky at a slow pace so her small fairy friend could keep up. Amai, a water fairy, was less than a foot tall, about 8 inches high but still strong for her size. She clutched the handle of the cauldron tightly for fear that she might drop it at the high altitude and lose it forever. Her baby blue hair and delicate features made her something to behold. She, like many others of her kind, could turn human at will...with only a few glitches. Her hair would be blonde then, and her eyes hazel, unlike the blue green they were now. The potion bottles, herbs, books, and candles that Tatari had stored in a large black bag on the end of her broom weighed her down, and made it difficult to fly strait, so she swirved every now and then. Amai flapped her little wings tiredly. She wanted to get on Tatari's broom end but it looked occupied...
The breeze ruffled Tatari's long black robes. Amai started felling glad that she only wore tight and small fairy clothing because of the extreme heat. Tatari spotted the tree line thinning and flew lower to get a closer look. The trees eventually stopped at a clearing with a large house in the middle. A few brave trees escaped the tree line and setteled around the sides of the house daringly. Amai laughed as they decended unnoticed and landed on the rear side of the house. There was a screen and they could see in easily without being seen from a spot behind an old oak. "Oh! I'm so excited! I wish I already had the love potion in my hands!!!" Amai whispered as she set the cauldron softly on the dying grass. She fell into it by accident and reapeared seconds later leaning on the rim panting. Tatari smiled and laughed lightly.
Inside the house Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shizuru, Yukina, Keiko, and Botan were enjoying themselves. "Keiko, renting this cabin was a really good idea! Very relaxing!" Botan said as she turned up the boom box that Kuwabara had brought. "Thanks!" Keiko said happily as she braided Yukina's light blue hair. Yusuke and Kuwabara started laughing insanely from a funny joke Yusuke had just said. Actually, Kurama heard the word 'chicken' brought up in it so... Hiei was standing by the side of the screen and was the easiest to see. "Amai, keep an eye on them while I work on the potion." Tatari said as she emptied her bag's contents gently next to the cauldron. She opened the book to a page with 'Love Spell' embellished in gold letters at the top and on the other page was 'Choas Spell' in crimson. "Let's see... Fill cauldron half way with acetimenophene solution...check! Add 3 drops of dragons blood...check! Next, two newt's eyes...check! 3 lace wings, two goat hairs, and a holly branch...check, check, check! I'm almost done!" She added potion ingredients for the next ten minutes as they hid and check each off. "Ah! And last but not least, dragon dung! I'm done! Just have to give it to them!" Tatari said happily. Amai jumped up and down happily dancing on her heels.
"I'll take it!" Amai cried enthusiasticly as she flew over. "Ok. Make sure it gets in their drinks and not someone else's." Tatari warned her friend before pouring the black potion into a pitcher. It looked like coca cola and syrup mixed unfortunately... Amai snuck in and poured the concoction into two tinted glasses. "Hmm... I have more left." She said as she eyed the potion before leaving it there on the counter. Amai took the two glasses and flew up to the cieling to hide when Kuwabara walked in. "Hey! We've got drinks!" Kuwabara said before grabbing a ton of glasses and pouring the concoction into them each. "Hey! Guys! I got some drinks! Come on!" Kuwabara yelled. The group saundered in slowly and situated around the bar. "Cool, I was thirsty..." Yusuke said. "Oh, no!" Amai whispered as she watched the group each take a glass and start a toast. "To the Tantei!" Botan said and they all cheered before drinking the potion that was not intended for all of them. "Ahh!" Amai cried as she stared helplessly down at the seen.
She dropped one of the glasses and it shattered as she flew out of the window distraut and unnoticed. Tatari ran over to the window apon hearing the glass shatter. Amai landed on her shoulder looking like she'd just ran a mile. The two stared helplessly at the seen before them. In alphabetical order, this is what happened. Botan looked shocked and startled but nothing strange happened to her. Hiei, bless him, seemed to be... Well... THERE WERE TWO OF HIM! One had a mad angry expression on his face and wore complete black except for his belts, like always. But the other one looked scared and frightened strangely enough and his whole outfit was white except for his belts which were black. Keiko... Umm... She was...smaller and...well......scaley! She was aparently a iguana. How that happened, no one knew... Kurama... He didn't change much. Except for that little detail of having....well...breasts! He was obviously female now... (I'm sooooo sorry!!!) Let's move on. Kuwabara, like Botan, looked normal except for looking like he felt filthy. Shizuru was wearing a Renesance style dress and her posture seemed to have improved. Yukina was OLD! Her skin was practicly falling off of her! She leaned on the counter for extra support. And last but not least, Yusuke. He was strangely not changed much concidering now he was a baby.
Botan looked down and her breasts as if seeing them for the first time. Her eyes got wide and she ran out of the room in search of a mirror. Kuwabara looked down at his hands and seemed to be looking for breasts but found none. His eyes went wide and he ran out too in search of a mirror. Yusuke started crying as he layed on the floor. Kurama looked down at his breasts and shrugged before picking Yusuke up and rocking him back and forth. The Hiei in white screamed like a girl before running into a corner and rocking back and forth sucking on his thumb. The Hiei in black just sat down on a stool as if nothing was different. Shizuru extracted a fan and strolled around the room fanning herself royally. Keiko, the iguana, flicked out her tounge and chewed on a particularly juicy fly while Yukina sat on a stool and started trying to tell Hiei in black a story about when she was a little girl in Koorime. Two screams came from the bathroom and Botan and Kuwabara walked in looking white but Kuwabara had a bag over his head and Botan was looking at her boobs fixedly before Kuwabara noticed and hit her over the head. "Those are my bossoms so keep your hands and eyes off of them!" Kuwabara said in a horse yet fiminin voice. "Oh, sorry." Botan said as her face flushed red. She snapped her eyes up. "Do either of you know what happened?" Kurama, the woman, asked as he... I mean she rocked Yusuke-chan back and forth. Botan noticed Yukina suddenly. "Oh Yukina," She cried in a masculine voice before running over, "what happened to you!? You're... OLD!!!" She cried. "Have you two excanged bodies?" Kurama asked. "Looks that way." Kuwabara said.
"Wahhhhhhhh!!!" Yusuke-chan cried and flailed his little arms. "Aww... Hmm, hmm. Sorry, reflex." Botan said as she tried to NOT act like a woman. Even if she was one at the minute... (I'm using the body for the name, so you don't get confused. Ex: Kuwabara's soul in Botan's body = Botan. Botan's soul in Kuwabara's body = Kuwabara. Got it? Good!) "This is NOT good..." Kurama said as he rocked Yusuke-chan to sleep and looked around at the chaos.
"YOU MADE A CHAOS POTION!!!"
"YOU GAVE IT TO ALL OF THEM!!!"
"A CHAOS POTION!!!"
"YOU LEFT THE POTION ON THE COUNTER!!!"
"YOU LOOKED AT THE WRONG PAGE!!!"
"YOU LEFT THE POTION IN THE HANDS OF KUWABARA!!!"
"YOU TURNED KURAMA INTO A WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"
"YEAH!!! WELL... UHH... YOU'RE SHORT!!!"
"WHAT THE @#$%!?!?!?"
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I'm sooooooooo sorry for the cliffy!!! Forgive me? Anyways, I need votes to see whether (I spelled that wrong didn't I?) they (Tatari and Amai...) should be able to fix them the easy or hard way. Sorry this is so short but I need to know. I want at least one review and flames are welcome. *Snuggles flames* They keep me warm...
Hiei: LET ME OUT!!!
Kurama: I think I've gone blind... All of the white...
Hi: So sorry boys, but you're helping poor ol' me write!
HHA: Can I play with them? I want to see if demon wards word...
Kurama: *Shudder...*
Hi: No, not untill they get their subduing spells. Here boys, drink up! *Hand's each a glass of potion*
Hiei: No way in @#$%
Kurama: I'm not drinking anything when the last potion turned my character into a woman...
Hiei: O_o
R/R
Hi Akurei
Amai = HHA
Tatari = Hi
Hi! I've never actually POSTED a story before but I've written a bunch sooooooo... I'm posting this one and praying that someone goes to my, very remote, but cool web site. Don't panic at the size: Hometown.aol.com/hieibabygirl/hieiobsession.html. Don't click it. It's not a link...
Anyways! My name is Hi Akurei, my partner in crime's Japanese name eludes my memory but at least I can remember AND spell mine. So I'll call her HHA. (Highly hyper active...) I shall now introduce my muses:
Hiei: Let me out now!
Kurama: Yes, please, let us out of this room. The white padded walls are blinding me...
Me, A.K.A. Hi (Hee): Sorry boys. But you have to help us write!
HHA: Yep! You gotta help poor old Hi write her crummy story 'cause she's to dumb to finish it!
Hi: *Grinds teeth...* Crummy? Crummy? CRUMMY!? MY STORY'S ARE NOT CRUMMY THEY'RE GOOD AND I'M GOING TO BE A FAMOUSE WRITER ONE DAY WHILE YOU SIT IN A TRAILOR WAITING FOR...
HHA: My gorgeous husband to walk in with a dozen roses because my broadway show was a complete blow out!
Kurama: Someone...please...help!!!
Hiei: Idiots...
Ok! On with the story!
Chaos reigns supreme...
The wind blowed about the young witch and her fairy friend in the hot June weather. They flew with the sun to their backs and sweat dripping from their noses. Tatari, a witch, was not a hideouse hag like the common steryotype, but instead was young and pretty with soothing green eyes and long black hair. Her skin was without a trace of green, and instead a creamy tan and white color that looked pale. Her broom flew gracefully through the sky at a slow pace so her small fairy friend could keep up. Amai, a water fairy, was less than a foot tall, about 8 inches high but still strong for her size. She clutched the handle of the cauldron tightly for fear that she might drop it at the high altitude and lose it forever. Her baby blue hair and delicate features made her something to behold. She, like many others of her kind, could turn human at will...with only a few glitches. Her hair would be blonde then, and her eyes hazel, unlike the blue green they were now. The potion bottles, herbs, books, and candles that Tatari had stored in a large black bag on the end of her broom weighed her down, and made it difficult to fly strait, so she swirved every now and then. Amai flapped her little wings tiredly. She wanted to get on Tatari's broom end but it looked occupied...
The breeze ruffled Tatari's long black robes. Amai started felling glad that she only wore tight and small fairy clothing because of the extreme heat. Tatari spotted the tree line thinning and flew lower to get a closer look. The trees eventually stopped at a clearing with a large house in the middle. A few brave trees escaped the tree line and setteled around the sides of the house daringly. Amai laughed as they decended unnoticed and landed on the rear side of the house. There was a screen and they could see in easily without being seen from a spot behind an old oak. "Oh! I'm so excited! I wish I already had the love potion in my hands!!!" Amai whispered as she set the cauldron softly on the dying grass. She fell into it by accident and reapeared seconds later leaning on the rim panting. Tatari smiled and laughed lightly.
Inside the house Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shizuru, Yukina, Keiko, and Botan were enjoying themselves. "Keiko, renting this cabin was a really good idea! Very relaxing!" Botan said as she turned up the boom box that Kuwabara had brought. "Thanks!" Keiko said happily as she braided Yukina's light blue hair. Yusuke and Kuwabara started laughing insanely from a funny joke Yusuke had just said. Actually, Kurama heard the word 'chicken' brought up in it so... Hiei was standing by the side of the screen and was the easiest to see. "Amai, keep an eye on them while I work on the potion." Tatari said as she emptied her bag's contents gently next to the cauldron. She opened the book to a page with 'Love Spell' embellished in gold letters at the top and on the other page was 'Choas Spell' in crimson. "Let's see... Fill cauldron half way with acetimenophene solution...check! Add 3 drops of dragons blood...check! Next, two newt's eyes...check! 3 lace wings, two goat hairs, and a holly branch...check, check, check! I'm almost done!" She added potion ingredients for the next ten minutes as they hid and check each off. "Ah! And last but not least, dragon dung! I'm done! Just have to give it to them!" Tatari said happily. Amai jumped up and down happily dancing on her heels.
"I'll take it!" Amai cried enthusiasticly as she flew over. "Ok. Make sure it gets in their drinks and not someone else's." Tatari warned her friend before pouring the black potion into a pitcher. It looked like coca cola and syrup mixed unfortunately... Amai snuck in and poured the concoction into two tinted glasses. "Hmm... I have more left." She said as she eyed the potion before leaving it there on the counter. Amai took the two glasses and flew up to the cieling to hide when Kuwabara walked in. "Hey! We've got drinks!" Kuwabara said before grabbing a ton of glasses and pouring the concoction into them each. "Hey! Guys! I got some drinks! Come on!" Kuwabara yelled. The group saundered in slowly and situated around the bar. "Cool, I was thirsty..." Yusuke said. "Oh, no!" Amai whispered as she watched the group each take a glass and start a toast. "To the Tantei!" Botan said and they all cheered before drinking the potion that was not intended for all of them. "Ahh!" Amai cried as she stared helplessly down at the seen.
She dropped one of the glasses and it shattered as she flew out of the window distraut and unnoticed. Tatari ran over to the window apon hearing the glass shatter. Amai landed on her shoulder looking like she'd just ran a mile. The two stared helplessly at the seen before them. In alphabetical order, this is what happened. Botan looked shocked and startled but nothing strange happened to her. Hiei, bless him, seemed to be... Well... THERE WERE TWO OF HIM! One had a mad angry expression on his face and wore complete black except for his belts, like always. But the other one looked scared and frightened strangely enough and his whole outfit was white except for his belts which were black. Keiko... Umm... She was...smaller and...well......scaley! She was aparently a iguana. How that happened, no one knew... Kurama... He didn't change much. Except for that little detail of having....well...breasts! He was obviously female now... (I'm sooooo sorry!!!) Let's move on. Kuwabara, like Botan, looked normal except for looking like he felt filthy. Shizuru was wearing a Renesance style dress and her posture seemed to have improved. Yukina was OLD! Her skin was practicly falling off of her! She leaned on the counter for extra support. And last but not least, Yusuke. He was strangely not changed much concidering now he was a baby.
Botan looked down and her breasts as if seeing them for the first time. Her eyes got wide and she ran out of the room in search of a mirror. Kuwabara looked down at his hands and seemed to be looking for breasts but found none. His eyes went wide and he ran out too in search of a mirror. Yusuke started crying as he layed on the floor. Kurama looked down at his breasts and shrugged before picking Yusuke up and rocking him back and forth. The Hiei in white screamed like a girl before running into a corner and rocking back and forth sucking on his thumb. The Hiei in black just sat down on a stool as if nothing was different. Shizuru extracted a fan and strolled around the room fanning herself royally. Keiko, the iguana, flicked out her tounge and chewed on a particularly juicy fly while Yukina sat on a stool and started trying to tell Hiei in black a story about when she was a little girl in Koorime. Two screams came from the bathroom and Botan and Kuwabara walked in looking white but Kuwabara had a bag over his head and Botan was looking at her boobs fixedly before Kuwabara noticed and hit her over the head. "Those are my bossoms so keep your hands and eyes off of them!" Kuwabara said in a horse yet fiminin voice. "Oh, sorry." Botan said as her face flushed red. She snapped her eyes up. "Do either of you know what happened?" Kurama, the woman, asked as he... I mean she rocked Yusuke-chan back and forth. Botan noticed Yukina suddenly. "Oh Yukina," She cried in a masculine voice before running over, "what happened to you!? You're... OLD!!!" She cried. "Have you two excanged bodies?" Kurama asked. "Looks that way." Kuwabara said.
"Wahhhhhhhh!!!" Yusuke-chan cried and flailed his little arms. "Aww... Hmm, hmm. Sorry, reflex." Botan said as she tried to NOT act like a woman. Even if she was one at the minute... (I'm using the body for the name, so you don't get confused. Ex: Kuwabara's soul in Botan's body = Botan. Botan's soul in Kuwabara's body = Kuwabara. Got it? Good!) "This is NOT good..." Kurama said as he rocked Yusuke-chan to sleep and looked around at the chaos.
"YOU MADE A CHAOS POTION!!!"
"YOU GAVE IT TO ALL OF THEM!!!"
"A CHAOS POTION!!!"
"YOU LEFT THE POTION ON THE COUNTER!!!"
"YOU LOOKED AT THE WRONG PAGE!!!"
"YOU LEFT THE POTION IN THE HANDS OF KUWABARA!!!"
"YOU TURNED KURAMA INTO A WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"
"YEAH!!! WELL... UHH... YOU'RE SHORT!!!"
"WHAT THE @#$%!?!?!?"
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I'm sooooooooo sorry for the cliffy!!! Forgive me? Anyways, I need votes to see whether (I spelled that wrong didn't I?) they (Tatari and Amai...) should be able to fix them the easy or hard way. Sorry this is so short but I need to know. I want at least one review and flames are welcome. *Snuggles flames* They keep me warm...
Hiei: LET ME OUT!!!
Kurama: I think I've gone blind... All of the white...
Hi: So sorry boys, but you're helping poor ol' me write!
HHA: Can I play with them? I want to see if demon wards word...
Kurama: *Shudder...*
Hi: No, not untill they get their subduing spells. Here boys, drink up! *Hand's each a glass of potion*
Hiei: No way in @#$%
Kurama: I'm not drinking anything when the last potion turned my character into a woman...
Hiei: O_o
R/R
Hi Akurei