Deception: Hello, thank you for reading my Kingdom Hearts one-shot 'One Size Too Small'. This is just something I came up with. Now will you do the disclaimer for me, Roxas?

Roxas: Okay. Deception-chan does not own Kingdom Hearts, as much as she wishes...


Demyx was walking down the halls of Castle Oblivion like the good nobody he is. But as he was passing by the door that belonged to Roxas' room, Demyx heard a groan of pain, muffled by the door. As curious as he is musical, Demyx quietly pressed his ear to the door, to hear what's going on. He then heard Roxas groan, followed by a voice. Demyx recognized it to be the red head himself, Axel. 'What? Is Axel making Roxas do those noises?' thought Demyx as he continued to listen.

"Axel, that hurts..." groaned Roxas. Demyx's eyes widened. 'Are they...?'

"Oh, let's just try it again," soothed Axel. Demyx wanted to leave so badly , but he couldn't move. Oh no...After a few more moments of silence, Roxas groaned in pain again.

"It still hurts, Axel" said Roxas. But before Demyx could hear what Axel had to say, Demyx burst through the door.

"Stop it! Stop it! I can't take-" Demyx began to say but stopped and his eyes widened to the size of Axel's chakrams. Axel wasn't in Roxas' bed with Roxas, Axel was on his knees on the floor helping Roxas try on shoes. Shoes.

"....." Demyx's face reddened so much that Axel's hair would pale in comparison. "Uh...umm...I-I, w-well you see..." Demyx stuttered, his face so hot that it could boil water. After that, Demyx did the only thing a Demyx could do in a situation like this...run. So he did. He ran all the way to his room, screaming. Axel and Roxas just looked at each other when the screaming was gone and a door slammed shut.

"Did he think we were...?" asked Roxas, her faced filled with confusion.

"I think he did," replied Axel, looking at the open door. After a few moments, Axel got an idea and smirked.

"Heeey Roxas," said Axel, smirking at the blond. Roxas looked at Axel, wary to what he was going to ask.

"You know, Roxas, I'm free tonight, so maybe later we could..." said Axel suggestively. Roxas just rolled her eyes, and got off the bed and summouned her keyblade.

"Want to finish that?" threatened Roxas, keyblade at the ready.


Zexion was striding down the hall when she heard a certain sitar player crying in his room. Not really having anything else to, she walked up to Demyx's room and knocked on it.

"Go away! I want to be alone!" screamed Demyx, who sobbed after that outburst. Seeing as she was the only to calm him down, she walked into his room to see what was the matter. Now there's a lesson to be learned from this, curiosity killed the cat...or in this case, curiosity disturbed the cat.


Deception: Yeah I know it's really short, but my friends found this entertaining, so yeah... now it's time to say goodbye!

Roxas and Deception: Thank you for reading and have a nice day/night/whenever you read this!