Perfect dark perfect parody
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY TV SHOWS, VIDEO GAMES OR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY
Jo, Elvis, Jonathan and Velvet are all sitting on the Couch with cans of beer and potato chips watching Sailor Moon. Elvis has now became fat, Jo has taken up Smoking and Jonathan hasn't had a bath in weeks.
All singing: Fightin' evil by moonlight, Winning love by daylight... Etc.
Elvis: I fancy Mina
Jo: Shut up, its starting! (Jo drinks a bit of beer)
Elvis: And Lita
Velvet: I'm illiterate, whats the title!
Elvis: And Rei
Jon: It's called "The ultimate parody"
Elvis: and Serena
Velvet: Oh Goody! I like Parodies! Errr... What's a Parody?
Joanna Pulls out a falcon 2 and Shoots Velvet. She dies.
Jo: Shut up! (has a Swig of Beer)
ON THE TV SCREEN:
Serena: Oh my God It's a death threat from ash Ketchum! Moon Prism Power!
Sailor Moon Transforms
ON THE COUCH:
Elvis: WOOHOO!!! Naked Earth chicks! (Drinks Beer)
Jonathan: I love the way they reworked it so they are naked when they Transform (Drinks Beer)
ON THE TV SCREEN:
Ash ketchum and Serena battle on the tokyo tower
Ash: go Bulbasaur
Bulbasaur is blown into several bloody pieces
Ash: Go charizard
ON THE COUCH:
Jo:BOOOOOORRING (Shoots tape)
Jon: what was that for
Jo: OI! shut up!
DING DONG
Jo: I'll open it!
Daniel Carrington comes in
Dan: What's going on?
Jo: watchin' SM. Beer?
Dan: I don't drink
Jo: you flippin' Well drink it!
Dan: Okay, Okay, Geez...
Elvis: Digimon's on!
Jon: Okay
The Digifreaks dance around the screen
Jo: BOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG (Shoots TV)
Dan: What was that for?
Jo: shut up! (Tosses him out the Window)
An echoey Splat can be heard from out side Followed by the sound of an Ambulance
Elvis: nice one Jo!
Dr.carroll floats in
Jo: Beer?
Dr. Carroll: errr no... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Jo Pours beer over Dr. Carroll. Jo doesn't know what it may do to him
Dr. Carroll: ZZZZZZTTT!!!!!!!! MALFUNCTION!!!!! SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED!!!!! ZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!!
Dr. Carroll explodes
Jo: There's no need to be like that!
Jon: I have a spare TV!
Elvis: DragonBallZ's on!
Jon and Jo: YAY!!!
ON SCREEN:
Goku: I'm gonna kill you! Kame hame ha!
The bad guy explodes
ON THE COUCH:
All: Yay!
Velvet wakes up and sees the Title on the Credits
Velvet: What does that say? (Trying to read) Dray-gone-Bowel-Zee?
Jo: No stupid! It's DragonBallZ! (Shoot's Velvet)
Hopefully, Velvet is dead this time
DING DONG
Elvis: I'll get it!
Elvis Opens the door and Cassandra De Vries walks in
Casandra: Quick Quick! Put Wheel of fortune on!
They switch to wheel of fortune girls
Jo: Now this IS stupid!
Jo changes channel
Cassandra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU!
Cassandra throws herself out, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
Elvis gets up and pulls out a Callisto NTG
Jon: what are you doing?!
Elvis Pulls his skin off and reveals he is SKEDAR!
Elvis: Mwahahahaha! you thought I was Maian!? stupid humans!
Jon: Errrr... yes?
Jo: Beer?
They all throw themsleves out of the window, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
Elvis: Well, you know what i'm gonna do!
Elvis throws himself out of the window, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
THE END
I'm sorry for such a bad fic, but it's funny, right?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY TV SHOWS, VIDEO GAMES OR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY
Jo, Elvis, Jonathan and Velvet are all sitting on the Couch with cans of beer and potato chips watching Sailor Moon. Elvis has now became fat, Jo has taken up Smoking and Jonathan hasn't had a bath in weeks.
All singing: Fightin' evil by moonlight, Winning love by daylight... Etc.
Elvis: I fancy Mina
Jo: Shut up, its starting! (Jo drinks a bit of beer)
Elvis: And Lita
Velvet: I'm illiterate, whats the title!
Elvis: And Rei
Jon: It's called "The ultimate parody"
Elvis: and Serena
Velvet: Oh Goody! I like Parodies! Errr... What's a Parody?
Joanna Pulls out a falcon 2 and Shoots Velvet. She dies.
Jo: Shut up! (has a Swig of Beer)
ON THE TV SCREEN:
Serena: Oh my God It's a death threat from ash Ketchum! Moon Prism Power!
Sailor Moon Transforms
ON THE COUCH:
Elvis: WOOHOO!!! Naked Earth chicks! (Drinks Beer)
Jonathan: I love the way they reworked it so they are naked when they Transform (Drinks Beer)
ON THE TV SCREEN:
Ash ketchum and Serena battle on the tokyo tower
Ash: go Bulbasaur
Bulbasaur is blown into several bloody pieces
Ash: Go charizard
ON THE COUCH:
Jo:BOOOOOORRING (Shoots tape)
Jon: what was that for
Jo: OI! shut up!
DING DONG
Jo: I'll open it!
Daniel Carrington comes in
Dan: What's going on?
Jo: watchin' SM. Beer?
Dan: I don't drink
Jo: you flippin' Well drink it!
Dan: Okay, Okay, Geez...
Elvis: Digimon's on!
Jon: Okay
The Digifreaks dance around the screen
Jo: BOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG (Shoots TV)
Dan: What was that for?
Jo: shut up! (Tosses him out the Window)
An echoey Splat can be heard from out side Followed by the sound of an Ambulance
Elvis: nice one Jo!
Dr.carroll floats in
Jo: Beer?
Dr. Carroll: errr no... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Jo Pours beer over Dr. Carroll. Jo doesn't know what it may do to him
Dr. Carroll: ZZZZZZTTT!!!!!!!! MALFUNCTION!!!!! SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED!!!!! ZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!!
Dr. Carroll explodes
Jo: There's no need to be like that!
Jon: I have a spare TV!
Elvis: DragonBallZ's on!
Jon and Jo: YAY!!!
ON SCREEN:
Goku: I'm gonna kill you! Kame hame ha!
The bad guy explodes
ON THE COUCH:
All: Yay!
Velvet wakes up and sees the Title on the Credits
Velvet: What does that say? (Trying to read) Dray-gone-Bowel-Zee?
Jo: No stupid! It's DragonBallZ! (Shoot's Velvet)
Hopefully, Velvet is dead this time
DING DONG
Elvis: I'll get it!
Elvis Opens the door and Cassandra De Vries walks in
Casandra: Quick Quick! Put Wheel of fortune on!
They switch to wheel of fortune girls
Jo: Now this IS stupid!
Jo changes channel
Cassandra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU!
Cassandra throws herself out, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
Elvis gets up and pulls out a Callisto NTG
Jon: what are you doing?!
Elvis Pulls his skin off and reveals he is SKEDAR!
Elvis: Mwahahahaha! you thought I was Maian!? stupid humans!
Jon: Errrr... yes?
Jo: Beer?
They all throw themsleves out of the window, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
Elvis: Well, you know what i'm gonna do!
Elvis throws himself out of the window, An echoey splat followed by the sound of an ambulance can be heard.
THE END
I'm sorry for such a bad fic, but it's funny, right?