A/n: Hello everyone! So after reading lots of awesome Sherlock stories on here by you wonderful people, I decided to start my own collection of one-shots! Having said one-shots, I'll probably make part 2s or 3s etc for some of them, knowing me :P I hope you all like this one, I have a rough plan for the next chapters so hopefully updates should be relatively frequent. Lastly, if you have any requests just PM me or put it in a review!

This is mainly texting.

Come Home

"It's no problem, I hope you get well soon!" John said, closing his office door after his patient. Sighing, he looked at his watch: 2pm. Three hours left to go until he was free. His awful headache really wasn't helping matters either.

Beep.

Glancing down at his phone, John saw he had a new text from, surprise surprise, Sherlock.

How's the headache? –SH

How did he – oh never mind. It wasn't as if John was expecting him not to know after all. Pressing the reply button, he began to type:

Horrible. Luckily there's only 2 hours 57 mins left though. –JW

Counting down already John? –SH

Oh shut up. –JW

Why? I'm enjoying myself here. –SH

Rolling his eyes at his phone, John looked at his schedule. His next patient was due in half an hour. Leaning back in his chair, John closed his eyes. Him and Sherlock had been up for most of the night; doing a (most necessary) 'experiment'. It was fair to say the results had been worth it. However, he was exhausted – not that he was complaining, mind you.

His phone beeped again.

Bored. –SH

Entertain yourself then. –JW

I can't. You confiscated my gun and Lestrade doesn't have any cases worthy of my attention. –SH

Oh heaven forbid. –JW

There are other ways to entertain yourself than shooting the wall or showing off at a crime scene, you know Sherlock. –JW

I know. But I'll need you for that. ;) –SH

Haha. If I could help you, I would. However I am at work. And will be for the next 2 hours 49 minutes. –JW

Get un-working then. Or, start working… in a different way ;) –SH

My my, we are bored aren't we? –JW

Incredibly. –SH

Tell you what, after this patient, I'll take the rest of the day off. Deal? –JW

No. Sooner. –SH

No way! Ever heard the phrase 'patience is a virtue'? –JW

If I have I've deleted it. –SH

Of course. Although I know for a fact you're lying. –JW

Good deduction. Any evidence? –SH

Yep, I said it to you yesterday! –JW

Not bad John. Your deduction skills are (very slowly) improving! –SH

Well, I learn from the best ;) –JW

Correct. Sure you don't want to come home? I reckon we need a few more results for our 'experiment'. –SH

Scratch that. A lot more. –SH

I can't just do it by myself now, can I? –SH

Sherlock, stop it I am attending to a patient and you're incredibly distracting. –JW

You can attend to me any day you like John ;) –SH

Oh come on, I've been saving that one. –SH

Oh you're good John. I suppose I'll just have to conduct OUR experiment alone then… -SH

Please come home. –SH

I'm begging you now. And you know I never beg. –SH

Well, I beg for somethings if you get my drift. –SH

Please? -SH

I'll be there in 10 minutes. You git. -JW

A/n: Hope you all liked it! Let me know what you thought :) Love it, hate it, too OCC? Tell me! :)