A.N: Hi guys!, you may have guessed that i am mad about The Simpsons. So I have decided to do a fan fic about it. p.s: look out for lots of surprises on the way!

Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons!, Matt Groening does.

Chapter one

It's a quiet day in the town of Springfield, The weather was great and The kids were at school. Nothing could disturb Marge and her day of relaxation...

"now, you must lean back and relax!. Let all those troubles simply blow away..."

"Hmmmmmmmmmm" Marge let out a sigh of relief. This was the first day in ten years she had peace and quiet, and nothing repeat NOTHING was going to disturb it.

"now you must..."

suddenly, there was sounds coming from the basement... clunk! ...Bang!... Owwwwwww!

Marge got up from the couch and turned off the television. "Homer!...Homer what's going on down there!" she began shouting from the top of the basement stairs. "Nothing Marge". Marge didn't trust Homer, He'd been in the basement for 10 hours, something had to be up. Marge flicked the switch and to her amazement saw,,, "Homer what the hell is that!. There was a pause of silence. "And is that my dish washer!"

Marge looked up at the metal monstrosity, its glowing lights and spinning gadgets were enough to make everyone dizzy. "Marge please!, its for the good of science!" Homer picked up his chainsaw and began sawing through the hunk of junk. There was a waterfall of sparks spewing everywhere." Homer!" Marge said shielding her eyes. "you should really wear safety goggles for that!"

"Done!" Homer put down his chainsaw and began eyeing his greatest accomplishment. "and again!...what the hell is it!"

"well isn't it obvious!...Marge, prepare for the future of!...The Donut!...Cloning machine!. Homer was grinning like an idiot, while Marge was stunned to silence. "you put the donut in this left compartment here...then! you wait a couple of seconds, and the information from the left compartment...is sent! all the way through this wire..." "Homer that's not a wire its a slinky."

"shhhhh! let me finish!...And! is sent to the compartment on the right!, am i a genius or what!

"This has to be the stupidest thing you have ever done!" Homers eyes filled with sadness. "fine!...leave, I'll witness it on my own! .Homer slammed his fist on the big red button and sent the machine going. The Donut Cloning Machine whirred and shaked, the lights blinked all over the contraption and Homer's eyes glowed joyfully.

"Yes it works!, It works!" i don't believe it!, I don't believe it! Marge shouted furiously in her mind. The room went quite as the DCM stopped. "I told you Marge!, look..." Homer opened the door to the right compartment and pulled out the mouth watering donut. "A cloned double stuffed sprinkled choco delight!... ummm! donuts! Homer drooled like a maniac. "Homer?, if its cloned what happened to the other one?" Homer opened the left compartment's door to find it had completely vanished. "Holy merciful crap!...I've wasted ten glorious TV hours for this hunk of junk! .Homer was furious, and began kicking and punching DCM violently. "you stupid!, stupid!.." Marge was desperately trying to restrain him. "Homer stop!, don't you see what you've done!...you've created a teleported!, we could be millionaires!"

"But what's that got to do with donuts!...it just means it goes somewhere else! Homer gives it one last kick, and creates a huge dint the size of a crater. "owwwwwwwwwwww! my foot!" Homer was rolling around the floor in pain. "oh Homer, now look what you've done!.. you've broke the machine and your foot!"

"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Marge sighs "I'll go call Dr Hibbert".