Pinch me and say it's a dream Chapter 1 Serah BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! The alarm spatted out continuously. I fluttered my eyes open and rubbed them from drifting back asleep. BEEP BEEP BEEP! It continued to beep without stop. Every morning this little prick spits its crap at me until I'm wide awake. (I swear to god you better not make a Katy perry reference, reader) "So you think you can just do this everyday huh?! You attention whore always throwing your crap at me every bloody morning! Well I ain't getting up!" The horror... The pain... It continued to cuss BEEP BEEP BEEP! I threw the blanket aside and plopped my feet on the ground. A shiver racked up beyond my spine as I clenched my shoulder. Damn it was cold. I raised my hand and slapped the button off "you won this time..." A yawn parted from my lips as I stretched my arms above my head. Suddenly the door swung open and hit the wall. I whipped my head to the door as my hands stood in place. "Guess what time it is?" My older brother asked as he squatted ridiculously. My brow twitched slightly in annoyance. I have to deal with an attention whore and a singing low life every damn morning. God can't be this cruel, can he? I swung my arm in front of me and cocked my index finger at the poor wall. "You son of a dog! That's my wall right there!?" I yelled obviously irritated. Joseph stuck his tung out and did a body wave in response. Is that even considered as a body wave? What the hell is that? to be accurate it's more like a fucked up merman flapping its tail. "It's summer time summer le eh eh!" the poor child sang as he flailed his arms above his head. Without doubt the poor thing needed help yet why am I not amused? "Singing some stupid regular show song in the morning aye? Child... I am to ashamed to dub you as my brother," I rubbed my temples with a sigh. Joseph blinked offended and placed his hand against his chest. "First of all! Regular show is not stupid and secondly, I thought we had something special! Le FEELERS!" he left the room dramatically... Like a horse. Yup he definitely needed help. Finally, I left the house and went off to school. The wind blew past me as the birds chirped. I began to hum "you don't love me" by spica. Oh damn that song. "You dooooOOOOOOooooooon't loooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE M-" and with that, I fell flat on my face. "Fucking invisible gnomes... YOU DIRTY BASTERDS! SHOW YOUR SELVES!" I yelled like a madman as an old man across the street looked at me. I caught he stare and immediately he turned away. "I'M NOT CRAZY!" IM JUST AN UNNECESSARY LINE THAT HAS NO PURPOSE WHAT SO EVER Looking both ways, I proceeded and crossed the street towards the school. Ring ring ring! 'Just in time' I thought. The bell rang as students grabbed their books and went into their home room for attendance. I entered the classroom and sat on my desk as I rested my chin on the back of my hand. The teacher began to call out student names on the attendance while students answered in response. "Serah Zainy?" The teacher called out my name. "Present!" The teacher stood in front of the classroom as some new student entered. His eyes were the shade of blue as well as his hair. His uniform was neatly worn, but something caught my attention... It was an eyepatch that hid his eye. It's jack sparrow HARHARHAR! "Everyone, this is Ciel Phantomhive the new transfer student. Please welcome him" a smile curved to his lips as he looked At Ciel and directed where his desk was. Apparently he sat right in front of me. Students began to whisper with one and another. wait a second... Ciel Phantomhive eh?... Why is this name strangely familiar? Wait wait wait... I clenched my eyes shut and thought hard. Who the fuck are yoooooooou? A tap on the shoulder interrupted my hard thinking mode. "Are you ok?..." I turned my head with a hint of irritation. "you broke my arm br-" I blinked astonished as my jaw was about to fall off. S...so frabulous... Wait... The fab is over nine thousand... Oh god... That means... He's gay. The student had long lashes accompanied with black curly locks that complimented his jawline. A knot formed between my brows. How come I've never seen him around before? Has he always been here?... My face wrinkled and some gay ass random dark shit began to seep out of me. "Thinking..." Why can't I respond like a normal human being? A nervous smile curved on to his plum lips "Try not to hurt yourself then..." Stare "..." Stare "Uh..." Stare "I'm just gonna..." The gay slowly shot up from his seat and walked away... Disturbed. I turned my head and narrowed my eyes. Wait what was I thinking about again? Oh yeah~ That reminds me of... My eyes widened. Pfffff, what you think Serah? that's impossibru... anime characters can't be real HARHARHA- Wait does that mean demons and that all that other jazz is real? I lifted my head up as my lips quivered slightly looking at his back. "This is a dream right?" I murmured to myself while laughing nervously. I puckered my lips together as a pinched myself "oh what the fu-." Later in social studies Everyone was in awe as they starred at the new student as if he was a unicorn... taking a shit. He stood in front of the class as he answered numerous questions of 18 century's history. Of course, I was the only one that was not impressed because I knew he was from that era OBVIOUSLY. How in the flying Jesus is he real? A cosplayer perhaps? No he's too perfect to be a cosplayer... Did I just compliment him?... Dammit. RING RING RING! The school bell rang (oh my god, no way mr obvious! You don't say) "class dismissed!" Everyone ran to their lockers while others left school grounds. I grabbed my belongings and spotted Ciel walking down the hallway with his bag. "Now's my chance" I whispered. I stalked him at a distance where he wouldn't notice me like a turtle "nothing strange so far..." I noted. Ciel left school grounds as he walked towards a limo "what the fa? He owns a limo?" I raised my eyebrows surprised. I glanced at the driver for a brief moment "holy GLOBBIN Jesus... It's... It's Sebastian.. dat sexy beast...my husbando" I hid behind a random car biting my nail. Quickly I pulled out my iPhone and began to text. Ella! Something messed up is happening! -sz What is it? Is it about your period again? -ef Stfu! And no! When da faq did I tell u anythin 'bout meh P? -sz ... Idk, don't expect me to remeber everything -ef -_- anyway, come in front of the school! Ur gonna flip when u see this but u might also nose bleed -sz Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk -ef I took a couple of shots of Ciel and Sebastian as they entered inside the limo. "Serah!? Where are you?!" Ella called out as she looked around. I'm hiding behind the black car across the street u merman! -sz Ella crossed the street and tapped my shoulder "why are you hiding?" She questioned. Quickly I covered her mouth and hushed the fuck out of her. "Shhhhhhh, don't talk to loud or they'll see us," She pushed my hand away and whispered "who will see us?" She questioned curious. I slang my index finger at the limo and turned to her "See that limo? Look closely" I whispered. A knot formed between her brows "I can't see who's inside the DAMM limo... The windows are too damn dark" she whispered back. I pulled out my iPhone and showed her pictures of the duo I took. She covered her mouth and silently fan-girled "holy shizzle ma drizzle... Are they actually... For real?" She whispered as she placed her hands against her cheeks. "I'm not sure but... Something messed up is going on... I don't understand how anime characters can just magically be real, I bet god just said fuck logic and created this." Ella placed her fingers at the bridge of her nose and swallowed a lump. "Something's definitely up" she poked her head at the side of the car and stole a glance at the limo. "You don't say," Luckily, the limo wasn't there anymore. Ella stood up and faced me as she popped her hip to the side "time to investigate the queens guard dog!" "Library?" I suggested hoping for something else. "Unfortunately, you guessed right" she replied as a sigh escaped my lips. I swung my bag on the back of my shoulder while we crossed the street. And that's when a spice of fun entered our tedious little school days. (Hello my little wasabi sniffers! How's the first chapter going? Pretty gord right （≧∇≦）I've been reading a few kuroshitsuji fan fics and most of them have a lot of reviews since its written with le so called modern language, if that's how u dericious chickens like to call it. Then I thought to myself 'why not make a fan fic about Sebastian molesting a blanket?' Don't worry I'll be sure to add that in the future chapters. Don't LIE! You want to read something like that and nosebleed u sick minded dirty cheese crackers. Anyway, Go and rape that review button and tell me stuff that I could add in. Who knows, I may put a chapter about Sebastian molesting a blanket. Don't worry my soy sauce lovers! I will add in some lemon to this story.)