Author's note: I know you will not read this, but this is just a little warning to let you know that the smut will not be until chapter three. Not to worry though, chapters one and two are fairly short. At this point I am just trying to write more words because I am two hundred words short of my goal. So here I am still writing about nothing so I can have the required six thousand words. I now have about one hundred and fifteen words to meet my quota. I think I will just keep talking. By the way I have a new website and I have a story there that I am not going to post anywhere else. You should visit my site, it is . . The story is a Harry Potter / Percy Jackson cross-over, Nico goes to Hogwarts style. It is post Blood of Olympus and is set during The Order of the Phoenix. It is pretty good so far, but you'll have to read it to find out more. Also the lack of contractions is to maximize the word count not because I am an android.
-Life By Moonlight
Nico was pleasantly surprised when being exorcised by a crazy magician was the low point of his day. It had all started when he was walking casually through a park in Tuscany. He was just walking along minding his own business when this guy jumped out of nowhere and shouted in Italian, "Leave this mortal child Anubis, or I shall exorcise you!"
"Who the hell are you and what makes you think I won't flatten you for calling me a mortal child puppet?" Nico asked, his bad mood only made worse by the lunatic threatening exorcism. And that's when the bastard backed up his threat by actually performing an exorcism. Not some Christian 'the power of Christ compels you' crap either, the guy threw some ribbons at him, which surprisingly worked, and started chanting in a language he didn't recognize. Based on the hieroglyphs that were forming around him he guessed probably Egyptian. Every word the magician spoke tightened the ribbons until Nico was in excruciating pain, the words themselves however didn't seem to be doing what the magician expected them to. And that's when Nico remembered where he had heard the name Anubis before.
"Wrong death god!" he cried out just as a of teenage boy ran into view and Nico passed out.