Pre Bill Compton

(Saturday)

Sookie walks into the vampire bar on a Saturday night. She's never been in one of these. She wears the white dress with flowers from that one episode. She looks around and finds herself very underdressed. She has just lost her job at Merlottes for dropping glass. She sees Eric on his throne.

ID please - Pam

I can't believe I'm being carded at a vampire bar - Sookie

I can't believe a nice thing like you is in a shack like this - Pam

I kinda like it - sookie

Pam gives Sookie back her ID and says

I think we could become friends - Pam

Maybe - Sookie

You need to wear something more dark though - Pam

I'll work on that - Sookie

Sookie then walks over to the bar

Gin and tonic please - Sookie

Got it - Longshadow

sookie doesn't understand that she can't read their minds.

She sees Eric sitting on his throne and he motions for her. She does the appropriate and walks up to him.

Sookie stackhouse - Eric

How do you know my name? - Sookie

It doesn't matter, I'm Eric Northman - Eric

I'm sookie stack house - Sookie

I know- Eric

I smell far blood in you - Eric

I'm part far - Sookie

Then what are you doing in a vampire bar - Eric

Well I just dumped my old boyfriend so I decided I wanted something different - Sookie

So like a vampire - Eric

Maybe - Sookie

Well it was nice to meet you Sookie, when will you return - Eric

I don't know, maybe in a few days - Sookie

I suggest you wear something a little more appropriate, that doesn't make you look like vampire lunch. - Eric

Ok I'll see you on Tuesday