Touhou Gensokyo Girls
Episode 1: Vampire hunting (U.N. Owen was a magical girl?)
SCARLET MANSION: midnight
A black cloaked person was sneaking around in the great scarlet library, searching high and low for something of great importance.
"Now where could it be? Not here, not there, oh there you are! The book of youth 'Essence of life' Come to mommy." thought Marisa as she grabbed for the book. But when she touched it, sparkly light turned on around Marisa and large shockwaves of sound sprang out in all direction and in a couple of seconds, doors were loudly opened up. Being startled as she was, she didn't react fast enough when Sakuya made herself be known.
"My my, Stealing again, are we?" Sakuya's face held a wicked grin upon it.
Marisa replied in an irritated tone of voice, "Oh shut up, I am only borrowing it."
"In the middle of the night, no you don't." She said calmly but firmly, as she approached the culprit.
A few seconds later the Scarlet librarian, came into earshot and yelled, "Marisa, will you please put it back, RIGHT NOW!"
"What's going on in here?" Koakuma exclaimed in confusion, as she came in a bit later.
Seeing how outnumbered she was, Marisa bid her farewells to the crowd, "I will be going now, bye."
In the next couple of seconds, knives were flung and spells were casted, Marisa jumped on her broom and flew as fast as possible out of the library, and through the hall with silver knives and flames behind her, but when Marisa was near the main entrance, Remilia Scarlet descended down in front of the door with an evil smile on her face, a smile that told her, she wouldn't get out alive.
"And where are you going? You should stay for our midnight tea." The scarlet mistress replied in a sweet, but unsettling voice.
Despite the dire situation she still tried to joke, "Thanks for the offer, but I'm already full."
Then Sakuya appeared right behind her with knives at the ready, but Marisa was quicker, she took her mini-hakkero and cried out, "MAAAAAASTEEEEEER SPAAAAAAARK!"
Sakuya managed to stop time that same instant and threw herself backwards to avoid a very powerful beam of light.
The beam destroyed everything from the roof to the floor, stairs and doors were instantly obliterated by it, "Oops!" Marisa replied with a grin.
Looking at the horror that had befallen her mansion the owner cried out, "MY HOME! What have you done!" But once again the peace was broken as colorful lights came from beneath.
Sakuya turned her head with an almost painfully slow movement as she said with force, "The basement!"
Remilia cried out in frustration, "NOO! Not now!"
Marisa then saw her chance and blasted out of the door and then four figures were heading towards the open door.
"STOP HER!" Remilia shouted out loudly to anyone within earshot.
Remilia and Sakuya tried to get between the four fast moving glowing silhouettes, but the four had gained too much speed and two of them collided with Remilia and Sakuya with enough force that they were hurled to the floor with a smash. Remilia desperately tried to spring up and grabbed on to one of the remaining ones, but once she grabbed on, it just vaporized out in smoke and the last one disappeared out into the night.
Exalted with glee, the little vampire exclaimed, "I am free!"
"FLAAAANDREE! COOMEE BAACK HEEREEE!" Remilia shouted angrily after her sister.
A very startled Meiling asked, "Did something happen?" her voice filled with sleep.
Sakuya recovered from her sudden urge to punch something, and told Meiling very strictly, "DO YOUR JOB and stay guard until we return, GOT IT!"
"Ahm, YES oh of course, and have a nice trip my lady." said Meiling hastily.
And they too disappeared out in the night.
"Did they get away?" asked Koakuma as she and Patchouli came into view.
Meiling looked completely confused, "Who got away?"
"Maris-" she broke down in a coughing fit, and continued where she stopped, "And Flandre." Patchouli wheezed as she was gasping for breath.
"FLANDRE!?" Meiling exclaimed with wide eyes.
"Lady Patchouli what are we going to do now?" Koakuma asked with a resigned sigh.
"See if we can find a spell to repair the damages." Patchouli responded firmly.
The fairies in the vicinity could clearly see as the severe damages to the Scarlet Devil Mansion were being repaired by the magic tome they found in the library, kind of like always.
FOREST OF MAGIC: at Marisa's house
"With this book I am one step closer to immortality, but I feel like I have forgotten something, Oh yeah, Flandre is loose! I really should do something about it, but then again… the book… Flandre… The book… ah screw it, I'll hide the book and get back to it later."
Marisa hid the book somewhere secure after an hour or two of inner debate, at which point she added mushrooms to the equation, she finally grabbed her broomstick and was out in the air in the matter of seconds, then when she got out, she realized that she really had no clue as to where to look.
"If only I had some sort of sign to go by," and then she saw a huge amount of colorful danmaku explosion occurring faintly in the horizon. "…I guess that's my sign."
DARK FOREST: in the middle
Two guys were walking, hopelessly lost.
"Yo Takashi, are we lost?" Kenta asked for the 129th time that night.
"Yes, yes we are Kenta." Takashi replied irritatedly.
Two goofy-looking guys were talking with each other. One was pretty tall and scrawny, the other a bit shorter and lean looking.
And out from the forest came a dark figure with jewelry attached to its wings.
"I smell fresh blood." Was the first thing they heard it say.
"W-Who are you?" It was the boy named Takashi, who spoke up.
The figure stepped out of the shadows to reveal a small girl in a red dress, she smelled him quickly, then grinned.
"I hunger for you!" She didn't seem to get the innuendo she had just made.
"Dude, is that your scary girlfriend!?" Kenta misunderstood what the girl had said and responded accordingly.
"NO! she is NOT." said Takashi with a very confused look
Flandre walked closer she showed them her vampire fangs, the two guys became white with horror as they came to realize just what she was and with an evil smile she yelled, "BOO!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the two humans screamed and ran as fast as they could.
Flandre just stood there with a big evil grin on her face, "Play time~ is fun time~"
Running for their lives, they tried to outrun Flandre, but as soon she was out of their view, Flandre just reappeared from another direction, they screamed and tried another route, but then she just again came from a new route, and it happened all over again, just until they were back where they started but with purple glowing bullets coming down from the sky, covering all means for them to escape.
"Going somewhere, or... don't you like me?" said Flandre with a sweet voice.
With a very frightened tone Kenta yelped, "Can't you ask her to-" but was cut off by Takashi, "She is not my girlfriend!" he said half-frightened and half-irritated
"Let me have a taste~" Flandre ecstatically said in a trance and dived in for her meal.
But in the midst of her dive, a barrier was suddenly in her way, she couldn't slow down or evade in time, so she bumped into it.
A girl in a red and white dress appeared, she had smoldering red eyes and she had black hair with a large ribbon in them.
"Flandre! What the hell are you doing outside of the mansion!" Yelled Reimu angrily at Flandre.
"Don't disturb my hunt." She growled, just before she charged for an attack.
Reimu turned her attention to the guys, "YOU TWO! Get the hell out of here!" She yelled at them, Kenta and Takashi were quick to answer, "YES MA'AM!" and they ran away.
"This is your last warning Flandre, GO BACK!" Reimu commanded with a very firm voice.
"I will not go BACK!" Flandre replied loudly and frustrated, and with a quick swift strike she destroyed the barrier, and then all Hell broke loose.
Light rays of energy were spread out over the forest, and destroying nearly every tree in their path, and it was a spectacular view as Reimu and Flandre's spells exploded in each other and made shapes of beautiful colors, as they dodged and fired back, again and again.
Flandre had superior fire power and speed, while Reimu had control and focus on her side.
The danmaku battle went on for a very long time in the night.
But while Flandre had taken more damage, it was Reimu who was starting to get tired and it only made Flandre's attacks become more and more insane as they went on.
"Is there any way I can use any of her weakness?" Reimu thought to herself as she threw her divine prayer slips.
But as Flandre had duplicated herself into four and was pressing Reimu into a corner, a sudden shout was heard, "MAAASTEER SPAAAARK!"
Out of the night came a white light, that disintegrated one of Flandre's clones, and there, into the battle, came Marisa.
Gleefully and at the top of her lungs she roared, "Marisa~ to the rescue!" and she moved on to Reimu's left side.
"Two against one! No fair! You're cheating!" she sounded like a little kid who whined, for not getting a treat at the store.
With a big wide smile on her face, Marisa replied, "There are three of you and two of us, perfect logic."
"It was about time you showed up Marisa; now let's end it before she gets out of hand." She focused her attention to Flandre after that.
"Yeah let's beat her *ZE*" Reimu rolled her eyes upwards when Marisa said that last word.
Flandre then continued her attacks of insanity, but with two people to fight, it made it too difficult to aim accurately enough; she was now pinned down and with a blinding light she was struck by both Reimu and Marisa, Flandre blasted down with so much power, that she bounced off of the ground, and landed on her stomach, she was in a state of shock, too tired to fight back. When Flandre looked up, she saw Reimu and Marisa standing over her, looking down on her broken self.
"It's over…" It was Reimu who said it.
"NO, I will never go back." She was crying with desperation.
Marisa responded with a grin, "If you were a good girl and didn't cause trouble, we could be friends."
Flandre lightened up like a flare, "Really! You really mean it?!"
She put on her best poker face, which wasn't that difficult for her, when she addressed Flandre again, "Of course, I never tell a lie."
Reimu shook her head at how little that rang of truth. "Yeah, Right."
"I will behave, so please don't take me back to my sister, she will put me back in the basement." Flandre pleaded with them.
"Don't worry, I won't, I promise." Marisa sugar coated her voice to really sound gentle and caring, but she wasn't fooling Reimu.
Flandre let out a sigh of relief and fainted.
"Now what, what do we do with her?'" Reimu asked Marisa.
"I would feel bad if we took her to Remilia after I promised her not to." Marisa replied to her fellow human.
"And your idea is?" Reimu was getting a bad feeling about this.
"We take her to your place, of course." She was really grinning, she enjoyed herself to the limit right now, just by looking at Reimu's face.
"No way!" She replied angrily, and then continued in a firm voice, "I will not take her to the shrine."
"My house is too far away, the sun will rise soon and she is a vampire you know *ZE*" Marisa explained.
"Okay I'll take her, but you will take care of her tomorrow, I am not going to babysit a vampire. " Reimu demanded harshly.
Marisa placed Flandre on her back after getting her broom, as Reimu had adamantly refused to carry the little vampire. Like that, they left the forest and quickly made a beeline for the shrine to avoid the coming sunlight.
Not long after that, Remilia and Sakuya arrived at the place the others had just left.
Remilia looked around in confusion, "I'm pretty sure she was here, I felt it. "
Sakuya searched for clues, but found nothing but wasteland, "I don't feel anything, but I can see a battle has taken place here, are you sure it's Flandre's doing?"
"Positive and she can't be far off." Remilia replied in a strict tone.
"Mistress, we don't have a parasol or something to protect you from the coming sunlight, so we have no choice but to give up for tonight. I don't like it either, but you cannot endure the sunlight, and I cannot stop her alone. We can only retreat for now and hope for the best." Sakuya stated, it wasn't' a very hard statement since she had no right to command her mistress to anything, but it carried wisdom.
Remilia acknowledged it with nod, "As much as I hate to admit it, you are right. Let's retreat for the dawn."
Disclaimer: We do not own Touhou or any of the characters. We do own these hilarious ideas, Takashi and Kenta, with more to come.