Hi Aisilmi first fan fic ever!
Oh yah this is like pg-13 pushing it because my humor's like R so If
you've been sheltered from things like bondage queens and toe lickers then
you probably shouldn't read this.
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thoughts
[writers note]
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(A very pretty house surrounded in flowers located on the hills emerges from the bright happy sun and magic fairies fly by all "He he.")
Rue: I can't believe it I finally get to move in with Claire! Oh after this we can get married and have children. (Rue happily drags in his bags)
Claire: Oh yes Darling we will have lots and lots of children! You do you want to make some right now? (Shimmies)
Rue: Yah, yah whatever Claire. (He says with out even hardly looking at her) I wish Mint were here..
Claire: for making babies? (A very pissed off Claire look)
Narrator: and so began the lovers relationship else where mint is bored
(fade in on mint)
Mint: Im so bored.
(One month later)
Mint: Im so bored.
(fade out)
Narrator: The Villagers some times say they hear screams late at night coming from that house upon the hill. Some say its Haunted and others say there's torture-taking place. some say it's their house because they live there.
(A dilapidated house appears from the shadows and then dramatically lighting strikes near by it.)
Rue: NO! Claire no more! (Rue hides under a dusty old bed)
Claire: I told you slave its not Claire its QUEEN!
Rue: (starts a letter; Dear Mint its just Rue saying hi Friend! how have you been? Could I come over sometime? Maybe move in even? PLEASE please plea--)
Claire: Oh I see you slave you're under the bed! (she pulls out a pair of scissors) You know I thought we should do something about that odd haircut of yours.
Rue: NO my hair! Claire I mean Queen wait! Wait!(--se please please please please please)
Narrator: oh looks like Claire and Rue have his a couple of bumps on the road to marriage. Rue that adulterer moving in to another girls home I hope he rots in (loud banging sound) Oh my what the (Rue's futile screaming) was that?
(fade in on mint at the dinner table the worthless book of the cosmos is used to hold up the uneven side of the table)
Mint: Yah how! no pumpkins! (mint dances around the table trying everything twice.) When I rule the world I'll make everyone burn their pumpkin crops
Maya: yes my dear sister when you rule the world I don't know why dad wanted her back.
Guard: Oh yah I got a letter for you Mint (pause) a month ago. I think I lost it or something
Maya: and you tell her now why?
Mint: YOU stupid Jerk Guard! How dare you loose my letter go lick fathers feet as punishment! (stomps her foot)
Guard: yes mam! (walks off to into the kings room)
Mint: what a good guard he didn't even complain.
Maya: my dear sister I do believe that's the one with foot fetish.
Mint: right Ill have to remember that. (doesn't know what a foot fetish is or she'd be mad)
(fade out)
Narrator: Rue who ran away from Claire finally, arrives at the palace steps. (Rue appears and climbs up the stairs then collapses)
Guard: (with guard2's toe in his mouth) hay.. That guy just fell down
Gaurd2: Oh better bring him in. (picks Rue up and carries him inside)
(fade in room with Rue lying on the bed and Mint sitting in the chair next to his bed)
Mint: Oh he so peace full and innocent when he sleeps. (leans in close and kisses him)
Rue: Cl. Claire
Mint: (sweat drop) something's never change.
Rue: I mean queen ah! Not the cat of nine tales ah!! Its beaded!!
Mint: HAY! (stomps on the floor in frustration) WAKE up.
Rue: where am I? Where are my shoes and socks? how come my toes are wet?
Mint: Rue what are you doing here?! (in distress) shouldn't you be with Claire?
Rue: (shudders at the sound of her name) you know that thing you have for pumpkins?
Mint: yah..
Rue: I have that for Claire.
Mint: Oh that's horrible poor thing.. (mint gives him a sad look and a big hug) YES!! Yes! First I couldn't have the relic then I couldn't have the world then I couldn't even have Rue. My streak of bad luck is finally over. BUT How will I ever tell Rue that Im in like with him!?
Rue: uh um M-mint (blushes and gives her a funny face.)
Mint: what?
Rue: you grew.
(fade out and loud screaming and bang noises)
[they don't allow violence in pg-13]
[Ok hope you enjoyed this It was fun writing it I hope it will be fun reading it maybe next time I'll try doing a longer chapter next time if people liked it]
(A very pretty house surrounded in flowers located on the hills emerges from the bright happy sun and magic fairies fly by all "He he.")
Rue: I can't believe it I finally get to move in with Claire! Oh after this we can get married and have children. (Rue happily drags in his bags)
Claire: Oh yes Darling we will have lots and lots of children! You do you want to make some right now? (Shimmies)
Rue: Yah, yah whatever Claire. (He says with out even hardly looking at her) I wish Mint were here..
Claire: for making babies? (A very pissed off Claire look)
Narrator: and so began the lovers relationship else where mint is bored
(fade in on mint)
Mint: Im so bored.
(One month later)
Mint: Im so bored.
(fade out)
Narrator: The Villagers some times say they hear screams late at night coming from that house upon the hill. Some say its Haunted and others say there's torture-taking place. some say it's their house because they live there.
(A dilapidated house appears from the shadows and then dramatically lighting strikes near by it.)
Rue: NO! Claire no more! (Rue hides under a dusty old bed)
Claire: I told you slave its not Claire its QUEEN!
Rue: (starts a letter; Dear Mint its just Rue saying hi Friend! how have you been? Could I come over sometime? Maybe move in even? PLEASE please plea--)
Claire: Oh I see you slave you're under the bed! (she pulls out a pair of scissors) You know I thought we should do something about that odd haircut of yours.
Rue: NO my hair! Claire I mean Queen wait! Wait!(--se please please please please please)
Narrator: oh looks like Claire and Rue have his a couple of bumps on the road to marriage. Rue that adulterer moving in to another girls home I hope he rots in (loud banging sound) Oh my what the (Rue's futile screaming) was that?
(fade in on mint at the dinner table the worthless book of the cosmos is used to hold up the uneven side of the table)
Mint: Yah how! no pumpkins! (mint dances around the table trying everything twice.) When I rule the world I'll make everyone burn their pumpkin crops
Maya: yes my dear sister when you rule the world I don't know why dad wanted her back.
Guard: Oh yah I got a letter for you Mint (pause) a month ago. I think I lost it or something
Maya: and you tell her now why?
Mint: YOU stupid Jerk Guard! How dare you loose my letter go lick fathers feet as punishment! (stomps her foot)
Guard: yes mam! (walks off to into the kings room)
Mint: what a good guard he didn't even complain.
Maya: my dear sister I do believe that's the one with foot fetish.
Mint: right Ill have to remember that. (doesn't know what a foot fetish is or she'd be mad)
(fade out)
Narrator: Rue who ran away from Claire finally, arrives at the palace steps. (Rue appears and climbs up the stairs then collapses)
Guard: (with guard2's toe in his mouth) hay.. That guy just fell down
Gaurd2: Oh better bring him in. (picks Rue up and carries him inside)
(fade in room with Rue lying on the bed and Mint sitting in the chair next to his bed)
Mint: Oh he so peace full and innocent when he sleeps. (leans in close and kisses him)
Rue: Cl. Claire
Mint: (sweat drop) something's never change.
Rue: I mean queen ah! Not the cat of nine tales ah!! Its beaded!!
Mint: HAY! (stomps on the floor in frustration) WAKE up.
Rue: where am I? Where are my shoes and socks? how come my toes are wet?
Mint: Rue what are you doing here?! (in distress) shouldn't you be with Claire?
Rue: (shudders at the sound of her name) you know that thing you have for pumpkins?
Mint: yah..
Rue: I have that for Claire.
Mint: Oh that's horrible poor thing.. (mint gives him a sad look and a big hug) YES!! Yes! First I couldn't have the relic then I couldn't have the world then I couldn't even have Rue. My streak of bad luck is finally over. BUT How will I ever tell Rue that Im in like with him!?
Rue: uh um M-mint (blushes and gives her a funny face.)
Mint: what?
Rue: you grew.
(fade out and loud screaming and bang noises)
[they don't allow violence in pg-13]
[Ok hope you enjoyed this It was fun writing it I hope it will be fun reading it maybe next time I'll try doing a longer chapter next time if people liked it]