Stuck
"Ouch!"
"What?"
"It hurts! Shit!...Uh...Shika-kun?"
"Don't call me Shika-kun."
"But...I think...your thing is...stuck."
"..."
"Can you try...pulling it out please?"
"Ino...!"
"I'm sorry but it really hurts!"
"It's not stuck! It's...oh crap!"
"See! I told you! Get it out!"
"I'm trying! It's kinda hard to pull in this position!"
"Shikamaru!"
"Stop screaming!"
"Itai!"
"Hang on!"
"No! Stop! Stop!"
"Ugh! It's...really...really stuck."
"...If they find us like this you know what they're going to think. This isn't exactly the most comfortable position to be in..."
"Tch! Women are so troublesome sometimes."
"Hey it's your fault too! You're the one who got it stuck in there!"
"..."
"...Don't give me that look, Shikamaru. Use that brain of yours and get it out!"
"Tch, fine but will you just stop moving?"
"It's kinda hard to when – OUCH!"
"Sorry, I think we need a lubricant..."
"...I don't have any lubricant! I don't exactly have these sort of problems!"
"We could use butter."
"..."
"Or cooking oil."
"..."
"Well if you're going to give me that look every single time-,"
"Lotion! I have some moisturiser on my dresser!"
"Look, Ino, I am not putting some girly moisturiser on my-,"
"And you'd rather use butter or oil?"
"...Fine."
"Good, now just rub it on and slide it out."
"Alright then, this may hurt..."
"Doesn't matter. Just get your damn thing out!"
"I won't if you're going to yell at me like that!"
"Shikamaru! Just pull!"
"Hai, hai. On three then. One...two...three!"
"OUCH! HARDER!"
"I'm pulling! I'm pulling! Almost there!"
"Oof!"
"Ouch!"
"Gasp! Shika-kun! You did it! You got your damn ring off! Oh thank goodness, I thought my finger was going to go blue!"
"Great, now that we know you're not the same finger size as my mother, will you please get off me!"
A/N: Ok...totally a crackfic! XD Couldn't help it, I had this idea and it had to be written down. Uhm...yes...hope ya'll liked it or found it somewhat amusing. I know you guys had dirty thoughts running through your mind tsk tsk hehe. But anyways, review and tell me what you think please! And no flames!
Peace out!
Rex