Supersonicheropresents... (No it's not! It Sonic's) The Hedgehog Guide to awesomeness!
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Introduction and Table of Content!
Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4
Lesson 5.a
Lesson 5.b
Lesson 6
Lesson 7
Lesson 8
Lesson 9
Lesson X
Lesson 10.a
Lesson 10.b
Lesson 10.c
Lesson 11
Lesson 12
Lesson 13
Lesson 14
Lesson 15
Lesson 16
Lesson 17
Lesson 18
Lesson 19
Lesson 20 and The Test!
Introduction
Hello readers and followers, stalkers and maybe my roommate Miles, I am writing a guide about being awesome! I have many Lessons ahead for you bitches! This will be written solo by none other than Sonic The Hedgehog! That's right soak in the awesomeness that is me! Soak in it! Love the feeling? Then keep reading! Anyways some people! I like to use ! Because it shows awesomeness! Always scream people it makes you look awe-some! Damn spell check! awe is not a word! What is it? Let me go google it? Holy crap it is! Oh no! It means dread? Fuck you dread! Anyways the Introduction won't be as long! It will also have the Table of Contents, anyways this guide will prove to the world that pure awesomeness is real! You can feel it if you believe! What the fuck are you doing Tails!? Well stop it I'm fucking trying to make a fucking guide about being awesome! What oh sorry about that I type whatever I am saying! and I don't like to erase what I have said as long as it is spelled correctly! So anyways what was I saying oh yeah but wait and see Lesson one! one more thing you'll see Lesson X and then Lesson 10.a-10.c well I don't like the letter D! I just don't! So I used X so I wouldn't have to use that letter! So anyways bye-bye Wait for L1 you'll like it! I'm sure of it! Sorry this is short but Introductions always seems to be and if I wrote more I'd be revealing what will happen in Lesson One!
A/N: Other chapters will be longer! About Two Thousand to Five Thousand words!