Neko Zombie walked into Subway one day when he saw the most beautifulest, most kawaiiest girl in the world. Her name was Subway-chan, and she was an animate sub sandwich with a short pink dress, long, blonde hair, and pink high heels. Her dress blew in the wind causing a PANTY SHOT!
Neko Zombie got all flustered and shit and walked over to the sub sandwich and said, "I love you more than all the chocolate in the world."
"Lol okay," Subway-chan replied.
After that, they decided to go out with each other for a while until Neko Zombie was put in a mental asylum for claiming to be in love with a fucking sandwich.
The end.