*Disclaimer: I don't own any anime, but I do own this story. And if you put your browser where it doesn't belong or touch any part of this story I swear I will send you to L-sama!!!

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AN:

Was tired…do you know this took me like 6 hours! And I'm adding to it right now! AHHH! EVIL! And I have to work on my Slayers too! At least I feel ready though.

1.This fic has NOTHING to do with Cat Girl Nuki-Nuki, I just liked how it started.

2.No, this isn't an AU, its just all the worlds are connected as dimensions.

3.Traditions count! Traditional pairings here, and absolutely no crossovers! (Pairings that is)

4.This will get somewhere, I'm not sure where exactly though.

5.I don't know if this should be three chapters…oh well.

6.Nyao is an original character.

7.Yes, I made up the theme song.

8.* These things indicate an action, and sorry it's in third person but it flows easier that way.*

Oh yes, most important! Review or I will be forced to kill!

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Small Marshmallows to Take over

Earth!!!

Startling Tea-Time Prophesy Discovered by Kero-chan

and Filia Tell of Our Horrible Fate.

I am the first to hear about a BIG story, and I am bringing you the scoop, me, novice-reporter Nyao! I am going to be a great reporter!

Oh…who am I? I am Nyao Ni, 9th grade girl! I live in the Tree district of Kamaish, the Latin dimension of the three parallel worlds, also known as D63. Nearby there is the Slayers dimension (D64) and the Ghibli dimension. (D62) You know, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi, Mononoke Hime, Totoro, ect. That dimension is really amassing. ^^

I guess you can say I live in the Noir dimension, for on the underside of this world Noir is located. I travel around as much as I can, but also attend school whenever I can. I live alone…I can't remember my parents, but it's all okay. ^^ I'm fine most of the time.

In school I love English, and also work on the paper. But I like to do the more "himitsu" affairs, using my spy equipment and the bit of magic I know.

Oh! The story, I must get back to that!!

*Hunches over keyboard, and hits keys quietly to imitate whispering*

Friday I heard of a news conference while on the web. It was marked very high risk and being the reporter-type I am I had to check it out. You won't believe what I found out!

Eto…well you kind of know from the big headlines what happened, but did you believe it then!? Hah!

GLOOM

*Quickly grabs notebook and jots down: Do not give away end. Remember surprise. (Or else it's no fun)*

The conference was held at…ano…well I'm not exactly sure. You see it was dark, and I had to sneak in using my spy equipment, so I had the night goggles on. Well I started to climb this wall behind this dark alley, but I saw such a cute kitten just sitting there alone and cold. It was calling to me. Nyao. Nyao. It said. And what else could I do but…

*Just then a little chibi-reporter pops out and hits Nyao on the head with a big mace: baka!*

Itaii…wakatta!

*Quickly grabs notebook and writes on the next line: Do not get off subject. Cats are cute, but won't make you a good reporter, even if they all know your name!

pause…

Get Chi-na a duller mace*

Ahem, where was I? Oh, well after I climbed up the wall I found my self on the roof, where a door led into a dark roof filled with smoke and dark faces. There seemed to be many important figures in society of what I could make out, and then I noticed something: there were figures of different dimensions!

It was so scary to see them all there, Rezo-san from D64, the Slayers dimension, and I noted Lain from D5 and Heero-san from D7. Moving off into the corner I bumped into the kawaii Eagle-san…er…kun of D15, whom I asked if he knew what was going on, but he looked just as perplexed as I was about the circumstances. As he walked away I stared on at him…uh…I mean looked past him to see if anything was going on near the main stage, but just as I did the lights on the stage lit up brighter and two people walked on to the stage.

Kero-chan, in his true form marched onto stage with the Golden Dragon Filia-san close behind.

I quickly grabbed a seat near the front next to Umi-san and Deedlit-san. Wow. I thought. Such important people. As Kero-chan and Filia-san got to the center podium, the crowd silenced and the mighty protector of the Clow cards began.