Ugh. How could he pick Joey? I mean, not that I care or anything, but seriously, how? We've known each other for so much longer!
You know, I didn't want to ask him, but if Monica and I have anything in common, anything at all, it's that we like to win. Hey, I heard that she made a big deal out of this whole thing too. It doesn't make me weird, or jealous. I just like to win, and maybe I'm a little hurt.
I had no choice, you see, I was forced to ask! He just took the whole question way out of proportion. That's Chandler for you. He was all, "Well, you talk about dinosaurs way too much, it's - it's boring! Joey's more, he's more - well, he's - Pause right here, I gotta say, it's a little weird. - I'm actually having this conversation?"
I'll admit I wasn't exactly being "cool".
"Fine, man, if you want to date Joey, you want to date Joey."
"I do NOT want to date Joey!"
Stutter, pause.
"Could you BE more defensive!"