wrote this last year a few weeks before my birthday (which is winter solstice! :D) i hope you enjoy my sillyness.
Disclaimer: i do not own Final Fantasy or the song "the twelve days of christmas". i do however own this version of the song and sing it at the top of my lungs during the winter season (just ask if you wanna use it, i'm friendly and will most likely say yes :D)
The twelve days of solstice
((sung to the twelve days of Christmas))
On the first day of solstice my truelove gave to me: a chocobo eating berries!
On the second day of solstice my truelove gave to me: two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the third day of solstice my truelove gave to me: three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the fourth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the fifth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: FIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the sixth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the seventh day of solstice my truelove gave to me: seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the eighth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: eight JENOVA cells, seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the ninth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: nine TURK a'gaurding, eight JENOVA cells, seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDIERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the tenth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: ten cellphones ringing, nine TURK a'gaurding, eight JENOVA cells, seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the eleventh day of solstice my truelove gave to me: eleven Highwinds flying, ten cellphones ringing, nine TURK a'gaurding, eight JENOVA cells, seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
On the twelfth day of solstice my truelove gave to me: twelve Clouds being emo, eleven Highwinds flying, ten cellphones ringing, nine TURK a'gaurding, eight JENOVA cells, seven summons fighting, six Cids a'swearing, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BUSTER SWORDS!!!!!, four Yuffies stealing, three Moogles playing, two SOLDERS training, and a chocobo eating berries!
A/N: *snicker* i'm such an idiot sometimes XD. reviews would be nice lol, as always flames will be reported, deleted and generally made fun of. :D